Loaf Bread

When a girl is getting tit fucked while the guys dick is cover in bread crumbs.

Guy 1- "Man, last night, I was really loaf breading this chick hard, you should really try it."

Guy 2- "The fuck is loaf breading

Guy 1- "Oh its when you're titty fucking this chick hard with bread crumbs over your dick."

Guy 2- ".....Dude, your food fetish really freaks me out."

by Mr.Endurance April 23, 2014

Mongril bread

Bread that has been mongrilafied by mongrils

My friends like to stick crayons up their exit holes. Mongril Bread

by Beaver cleaver it is May 5, 2009

Toe Bread

The act of inserting ones toes into various forms of manna from ones native culture.

"Ms. Rodriguez little piggies look so hot in that tortilla."
"she's got nice toe bread"

by greeniebegonnie November 7, 2012

chicken and bread

This is a sexual act where one partner dresses up as a chicken and the other partner pretends to be a farmer feeding the chicken bread. IMPORTANT: dungarees required

Man, Jessica and I hit the chicken and bread last night. It was lit!

by rachhhhhhhh July 6, 2017

Getting this bread

A phrase that basically means getting this money

Just made 30k. I’m really getting this bread.

by Thebadbitchisherehaha October 21, 2018

Bernd the Bread

Bernd is a muppet, obviously a bread, he is depressed and popular in the german country. He is known for being in the closedown from the kids channel „KIKA“. His episodes play in the timespan from 9PM-6AM daily. the episodes shown there change every few months. Mostly he is in a white place, called the „white hell“. (It is a TV and Bernd can’t get out because of technical issues) Bernd often tries to escape by running though the screen, but he comes back into the screen on the other side. he gets bullied in there by a voice called „whitebox“, which he destroys at the end of one episode. Bernd tells the viewers to turn off the TV or change the channels, cause he just wants to get out of there. He likes „Mehlsuppe“. He often says his well known word, „Mist“. - Translated to English: „crap“

Person1: have you seen Bernd the bread? He’s hilarious!
Person2: mist.

A/N: there’s a gif of him below!

by tommykilledwomen July 26, 2021

eat bread

to perform oral sex on a girl that has a yeast infection

Last night when I went down on my girlfriend I didn't know she had a yeast infection, so I ended up having to eat bread.

by Sandalwood December 24, 2007