Late bloomer

Someone who is not in the in crowd.

I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. I broke a few noses, dodged a few bullets, turned a few tables, and did shit like that after turning 18 that I never got to do in my deprived childhood. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at by the goliaths of the world) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

blome

The process of cumming in a girls tits then doing motor boat to suck it out

Andre was about to blome on a babys breast when the jing a jing toe came in.... it was hairy

by Jolery January 5, 2010

blommie

anouther word for hommie but asking you to blow me.

Hey blommie, come over here.

by matt May 13, 2005

bloomin' punion

another term for a young girl's vagina.

that chick looks like she's in high school, with that bloomin' punion.

by brinkman September 22, 2005

Bloomer

A Bloomer is a White Nationalist with a very positive and optimistic outlook on life and sees the world he wants to build instead of seeing the bad in it. He is the counter part to the Doomer character who is the opposite. These terms can be found usually from the website 4chan.

Ever since Tim stopped smoking and started working out hes become a Bloomer.

by 14Bruh88 April 13, 2019

bloomstorm

Creation (evolution and adaptation) of the blooming storm of life that, like a flower, bloomed and created like and species and their various kinds depending on the environment and stress of the changing, or, blooming world and storm of life. In this bloomstorm, the early Creation, also existed the absence of Death until original sin.

The advent of vegetation reproducing in their various kinds to all its vast array was due to the bloomstorm.

by christservant January 13, 2005

Bloomshrine

(1)A shrine of artfully arranged trash (typically tabletop related items...food or other) in which the level of prestige is determined by height.
(2) Function. To provoke or initiate irratiation or other any other form of annoyance to persons surrounding you.

(1) Pile all your food waste + misc trash in front of person's seat while they are in the bathroom.
(2) Organizing tabletop garbage or other stuff (anything) on or in front of person's seat while getting a beer.
Quick...make a Bloomshrine

by Rodrk December 27, 2007