betterfication

to better the situation.

dude, that party was totally betterficationed because of me.

by Ivar the legless January 24, 2009

Testicular Battery

The act of deliberately assaulting someone with your, or any other individual's, testicles.

I just got out of prison for testicular battery, after I killed your mom five years ago.

by Sodomy boy June 19, 2010

fanny batter

the thin crusty coating left on the cock after intercourse

after screwing that tart my cock was covered in fanny batter

by ross braun April 1, 2003

bitterbitch

To complain bitterly.

Did you just read the first line of that whole entry and take it as an opportunity to bitterbitch?

by Fable November 28, 2007

better than sex cake

Cake (dessert) that is 'better than sex'. In other words, a really good, preferably chocolate sauce smothered piece of baked goodness.

Thing 1: "Have you ever had better than sex cake?"

Thing 2: "What's 'sex cake'?"

Thing 1: "No, just better than sex cake."

Thing 2: "Wait, what's 'sex cake?'"

Thing 1: "No, there isn't sex cake! It's better than 'sex', 'cake'!"

Thing 2: "Oh! You mean cake...that's better than sex?"

Thing 1: "Yeah...So I'm assuming you've never had it before?"

Thing 2: "Had what, sex or cake?"

by Thing 2 December 13, 2008

Bitter Banter

When a person, usually female, responds negatively to harmless banter or takes it to heart.

Guy: See that girl over there? She's been in such a bitter banter mood lately.
Guy 2: Why do you say that?
Guy: I called her a dork and she cried.

John: Leslie, you are such a dweeb!
Leslie: You are always so mean to me!
John: Don't give me that bitter banter! Now go make me a sandwich, woman.

by JohnPaul7 October 21, 2012

*battery dies*

A phrase that nintendo backers use to insult PSP users by saying that they have terrible lithium ion batterys.

Nintendo Nub: *Battery Dies*
PSP Nub: *Pen in eye*

by negroshima January 27, 2007