Braces

A legal extension of public transportation, also known as train tracks. Dentists aren't engineers, so I don't know how they make them.

Joe: Did I just hear a tiny train go by?
John: Nah man those are my braces.
Joe: When did you get those?
John: When they extended the Gold Line.

by Fakedefs January 31, 2017

Braced For Impact

When someone with braces is masterbating and their climax is so good they accidentally locked their jaw.

John Braced For Impact and had to go to the dentist the next morning.

by TruthManDan April 23, 2018

Brace

A kid in the kool kids klub has a 6.4 inch cock and get mad thotties

I wish Brace was in my bed right now!!!!

by Yermumgauyh February 18, 2018

brace mates

When two "friends" get their braces stuck together.

megan and emily are brace mates

by yiyyickygyickygjust wants a April 15, 2018

brace position

The position assumed by passengers of an aircraft in danger of an imminent collision or emergency landing as announced over the cabin’s public announcement system - occasionally adopted during a particularly disquieting visit to the toilet to dispatch a no.2 when someone is required to bow their head and grip something nearby or put one or both hands up against the wall.

Oh man, that curry really carved my guts up, last night. I had to assume the brace position just now.

by Stivchik June 9, 2018

Braces

Brackets and wire are put on your teeth to correct your teeth or bite, or make space for a tooth to come in. Those are braces. I currently have them, and in my opinion, they suck. You can eat hardly anything, they'll be sore for a couple of days, food will get in between your wires, and you constantly have to brush your teeth to prevent {gingivitis.} You should eat some regular foods for your teeth to remain strong, because if you don't your teeth may crack when they take them off. I'm not trying to scare you if you need braces, just telling you from my experience.

Orthodontist: "Your teeth are crooked, you will need braces. We'll schedule for next week."

by GuyWithBraces April 13, 2019

Braces

Brakets and wires in your mouth that will permently get you the nickname "braceface" which is not a complement

Hey you with the BRACES comehere *doesnt respond* come here braceface gets a permanent nickname

by iamaweirdojustaweirdguy May 1, 2019