Noob Batter

A person who has yet to even play the game (or know the title of the game). This is followed by Noob Cake. By which when the game is over, they will turn into a cake because of the extreme heat of the pwnage they endure.

"Are you sure you know hoe to play you fuckin' Noob Batter."

by Hoasty January 25, 2009

Bater

A horny mamal who is said to originate in southern california, but claims to be hawaiian. Is known to talk non stop and very annoying at times. Is notorious for using phrases like: "bwah!" and "I am from Hawaii"

Man that Bater ate all of my food and then he

by the look July 10, 2003

ball batter

(v.) During sex, when the male batters his female (or male) partner around with his balls, usually in a playful manner.

Dude 1: How's the missus?
Dude 2: Dude, she got annihilated when I battered her with my balls last night.
Dude 1: lollerfest

by zorpidus April 16, 2004

batterie ass

one who's ass just keeps going and going

damn man look at her batterie ass

by hughbie 40 February 29, 2004

battered chickens

An elite server online for Medal Of Honor Allied Assault Spearhead. Its very prestigious and difficult to get onto, as it is usually full.

Regular hangout of MoneyMoneyMoney and DevilKiller

Opening message: Welcome to the battered chickens spearhead server...

by GMWJ November 13, 2007

mater bater

A person that masturbates to his significant other.

That douchebag is such a mater bater. He makes me want to bate to tubgirl.

by Steve Bater May 13, 2005

battery fucked

when the stored energy is depleated from a good rechargable battery.

it is just before lunch break, your helper has just left to pick up sandwiches. your 20feet up scaffolding hanging a 10foot piece of ductwork ,and the oppisite end is connected so your ready to screw the other end into the bracket and ther isn't enough power to run one screwed.he returns ,sees you up there holding up the trunk with one hand your cordless drill in the other and you yell out I'm battery fucked

by hvac-r January 11, 2009