Balloon Sex

The act of giving someone a blowjob for an hour straight or longer.

I love the Balloon Sex my girl gives me.

by mykoala August 4, 2016

hotair balloon

Verb. The act of farting in an open vagina.

Heather jumped on Snowbird's back and was riding him just as he gave her a hotair balloon. She nearly rose to the ceiling.

by Svendervittle August 23, 2010

Balloon Dick

When someone blows you, filling your dick like a balloon.

Female clowns give me balloon dick.

by dietcam September 20, 2015

balloon porn

Porn in which a person rubs balloons, grinds on balloons and stimulates themselves sexually on balloons to the point of popping the balloons while grinding on them.

There is an episode of Bobs Burgers where it is revealed Linda's father is into balloon porn and would like Linda's mother to play sexually with balloons in front of him, but she refuses to at first because she doesn't care for startling noises.

by SheThaRealG October 29, 2015

Balloon

Why the heck do you not know what a balloon is? Are you ok? Is life ok?! GET HELP?! ITS A BALLOON FOR CHRISTS SAKE

Do you know what a balloon is?
Yes, Jerry. I'm not deranged.

by Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry January 25, 2017

baloogis

something that is crazy, or absurd.

when you fucked me last night your pussy was baloogis.

by hoontar April 25, 2019

balloonphoria

The term used to describe when an individual is so tired to function properly it is as if they're brain has become "smooth like a balloon"

Prince is experiencing major balloonphoria right now.

by sighhhhhh January 23, 2023