A Baker's Dozen

A state of having so many women interested in you that a dozen would be an understatement. Therefore, it is known that you have a "Baker's Dozen" women

"Look at David go! That guy's got A Baker's Dozen! Girls just can't get enough of him"

by mouseman956 January 4, 2025

Grant Baker

A blonde guy who really loves fortnite and loves it so much that he would marry it and have a child with it.

Wow, that guy really loves fortnite. He must be a Grant Baker.

by My names Nona buisness June 4, 2018

abby baker

Absolute unit. Thick, baddie with a fatty. Junk in the trunk. The whole caboose. Don’t be fooled by the booty, she will take an ungodly amount of cash for her stash.

Paul Promise: “ yo what’s that rumbling and jumbling over there?”
Leviathan: “ That’s juicy asf Abby baker with all the water tag money”

by Jakzichdbe October 3, 2020

bakers shit

a shit so thick and creamy it could fill a pastry bag and decorate a cake.

dude, I just took a 5 star bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021

Pierce Baker

A fucking legend. 126 IQ FUCKING behemoth of a man. He is the coolest guy you will ever meet. And gets babes like there's no tomorrow. He benches 300 and is toned down to the vein. Gay, straight, everyone wants him. The best man to of ever existed.

Pierce Baker is so hot
Pierce Baker is so cool
Pierce Baker is so awesome

by Troutmaan November 16, 2021

Baker Slade

A golf shot That an average golfer will never perfect... It is a rare golf shot that starts all the way to the left and slowly works its way to the right....150 drive in the moddle of the fairway ..most would call it a slice...bigbabyjesus would say otherwise

Okay boys we have a dog leg right..... So we're gonna need the baker slade here...

by Peachdiddy February 29, 2024

Simeon Baker

An individual who will sabotage and betray you

Simeon Baker left me at the football field.

by some_real definitions August 24, 2022