Twilight-attack

When you are suddenly overwhelmingly happy from something Twilight related and you begin to squeal and people look at you funny.

Lily- OME I'm having a Twilight-attack look at Bella's bracelet
Alexandra- OME it's AMAZING

by LilyCeleste January 13, 2009

Yak Attack

Getting crazy stupid drunk.

If I were to drink 2 40's, a fourth a bottle of jack daniels, a fourth bottle of 151, another 40, then a corona in a short period of time that would be a yak attack.

by Chaos General June 13, 2004

Shark Attack

The act of recieving oral sex, and unexpectedly recieving teeth in the process

(Jessica) What's on your junk Kobe?

(Kobe) That blowjob Zane gave me last night. . . . total Shark Attack

by CARBURNETMMINGSATON October 17, 2009

jack attack

To get drunk drinking Jack Daniels.

Bean and I had a jack attack last night!

by Jilina September 22, 2005

Stan Attack

An "attack" most often over a messaging service, although the attack could occur in person. The nature of the attack ranges from complaining about one's health (such as eyesight, exhaustion etc) to complaining about frivolous things such as the going-on's at a local office (that don't affect the work). The attacks are, in essence, disguised forms of complaining. The entire conversation is initiated to implement the attack, although most often beginning with a neutral statement to fool the victim into thinking it is a mutual conversation.

"OMG Bill totally Stan Attacked me last night! And I had so much work to get done..."

by Mr. K-man August 2, 2009

cranium attack

Similar to a heart attack but occurs in the head. Often a short but intensely painful headache which disappears almost as quickly as it arrives. Cause unknown.

"Ah, fuck! I've just had a cranium attack!"

by Mr Ben February 10, 2005

Paragraph Attack

Use of a large paragraph of text or words to confuse someone whilst evading the original topic of conversation.Mainly used on internet forums , often involving one or many subject changes and commonly referred to as a "Smoke Screen".A good retort against a "Paragraph Attack" is "Beep Beep Reversing"

This guy was completely BS'ing and when confronted he just hit me with a "Paragraph Attack"

by The BS Slayer March 11, 2009