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Westminster Christian Academy

Westminster Christian Academy is a college prep school in St. Louis.
WCA is only good at two things: baseball and vape tricks.
Westminster also has unorthodox rules such as, Rape and Vaping carry the same punishment, and if you are caught out past 11 on a weekend you can be suspended.
Hey do you have lights on the field?

No, I go to Westminster Christian Academy
by The Muhl May 12, 2019
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Screwball Academy

The worst movie of all time. If googled, there are only a handful of mentions and it is next to impossible to find a VHS copy of it anywhere
I saw Screwball Academy and the last line was, "...have fun, cause things don't go 'round forever."
by Nathan Tiberius October 24, 2007
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Urban Academy

Urban Academy is a school created in 1823 by Abe Lincoln and Gandalf, the two decided to team up and open a school. They decided to magically merge into one person, a guise they affectionately called Herb. Urban is famous for having no regents tests and letting it's students pick classes. It also has a rule that forbids people from personally attacking each other, a policy that approximately 3% of the school gives two shits about. The school likes to pretend it has an anti-drug policy but anyone with half a brain knows it's bullshit because about half the school is high at any given time. Examples of classes: The Russian Revolution, Psychoanalyzing Sponge Bob and How to Roll a Blunt. The thing that keeps the kids in check is Herb's Magical Eye Laser attack it does -5 charisma and over 9000 damage, the military is currently trying to create prototypes of Herb's eyes to be mounted on predator drones in the Afghanistan/Pakistan border. The D.O.E breed a vast army of elite Uraki and sent them to destroy the academy and take over all of New York, Herb was undaunted, he started up his Gundam with Laser axe, Anti-Aircraft Railgun and phase armor, with catchy Jap-pop music playing in the background. Standing on the J-rec stairs he repelled the D.O.E's forces for three hours. After slicing the head off of the last Uraki, Herb screamed at the top of his lungs (not very loud) Get the fuck outta my school! After the great battle of J-rec the D.O.E never fucked with Urban again.
"I'm 32 why am I in high school?" "Lol Urban Academy"
by Queens Rage January 27, 2011
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Westover Christian Academy

A school that has strict rules that are extremely unnecessary. The majority of the teachers are hypocrites and show favoritism in their classes.
Person 1: You go to Westover Christian Academy?

Person 2: Unfortunately, yes.

Person 1: Sucks for you. HAHAHAHA.
by Round Square May 31, 2010
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Academic Lockdown

When a student stays in one place until all school work is done. Usually the result of procrastination.
Louis can't come to the Split Crow Power Hour tonight. He is on Academic Lockdown at the Killiam Library trying to pull an case study out of his ass for Jerry's class.
by Paper hater November 30, 2009
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academic narcolepsy

1. The term used to describe feeling bored or tired at the thought of schoolwork
2. The condition where one instantly falls asleep at the mention or thought of class/classwork. Chronic, no cure.
“Every time I walk into French it’s like I have academic narcolepsy. I can’t stay awake!”
by curious.george December 8, 2009
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The point where a person has been in post-graduate school so long, either studying or teaching, they can no longer cope in the real world; they view all problems in the world as black & white and take pride in always being politically correct.
Richard's been struggling with his new job at Subway after graduating with degrees in eastern philosophy and liberal arts, I think he might be academically institutionalized by now.
by hughmurris September 5, 2012
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