Abraheem

Arab/black man. He’s really handsome and super smart. He has potential to be great but rather fuck things up in life by indulging in reckless behavior and be avoidant instead of fixing things. He would make an amazing husband, father, and overall person to have in your life but he chooses to be the opposite.

Ex girlfriend, could’ve been his wife: I miss Abraheem. I really did love him before he fucked things up.

by K_spartz March 7, 2026

Abraham

Is the realization that you don't actually have to do what God says.

Abraham "Yeah, no, I know God said I have to sacrifice my son but some guy who was not God told me I didn't have to... So I didn't. And the crops just grew anyway. So, I guess he was right!"

Adam "So I CAN fuck my sister! And it's good!"

Abraham "I guess so... I mean, we can still do what God says in relationship to eat other... But we don't have to do it if the don't do what God says... Which we don't do... Because we don't have to... But their bad for not doing it so I can be bad too"

Adam "Umm... Yep. I mean, he said we can't have the Forbidden fruit but if we don't have to do what he says that I CAN fuck my sister right?"

Abraham "I mean, the guy said I didn't have to and I didn't so... Yeah, you can probably fuck your sister."

Adam "Hey dad, can this be my new sister? You know what, let's make a new rule where it's only OK to fuck if it's kind of your sister."

Abraham "I donno..."

Adam "Yeah! It's good! Because if THIS sister dies from child birth or something... I'm gonna need a new sister to fuck."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

Abraham

scientist, someone

Abraham

by Guccipolo November 14, 2025

Abraham Lincoln

the #1 filipino, with #2 being qzeah

person 1: yo bro who the goat

person 2: abraham lincoln

person 1: aint that the american president

person 2: nah man hes the filipino goat who became the american president

person 1: ohh gotchu

by botaccount1984 December 9, 2025

Abrar

Academically smart boy that forgets your birthday and yet asks you if you hate them. Kinda nice but can't keep a girlfriend.

1: he again forgot my birthday
2: of course, he's such an Abrar

by Dead orphan January 6, 2026

Nick Abraham

he's gay af
likes cockmeat sandwiches for breakfast lunch and dinner
and is always down for a good time

Friend: "Hey do you know nick abraham?"
Me: Yeah thats that one gay boy from dallas right?

by knacutie123 June 3, 2018

Dina Abrahamsen

Dina Abrahamsen is a amazing, cute, badass, loving, Wonder Woman. And she don’t take crap from others, so she can be scary at times. She is not afraid to say what she means. And she’s a very outgoing person, so it’s easy to get to know her. She can be very stubborn at times. But be careful what you say to her, because deep down she has a soft baby heart. Even if she don’t talk about her feelings a lot. And she likes to help others and she is a cuddler, so when you have a Dina Abrahamsen in your life make sure to give her a lot of love. Dina helps her friends and include her friends. She will make sure that you are feeling alright and be there for you. And if you ever want to get close with her, you have to spend a lot of time with her.

When you have a Dina Abrahamsen in your life don’t let go. And give her a lot of love.

by Love by me bitch June 1, 2020