Someone who goes on social media and labels a terrorist attack/shooting/bombing as a false flag attack within minutes of it occurring and having literally no information about the event.
News: Reports are coming in of an explosion in a building in downtown LA. Details are sketchy at the moment but it is possibly a burst gas main.
False flag wanker: It's definitely a false flag attack, I better get on facebook quick to let everyone know.
False flag wanker: It's definitely a false flag attack, I better get on facebook quick to let everyone know.
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A debilitating disease, which affects those chronically lazy bastards who can't be arsed to get off their fat sweaty buttocks and get a job. Those who drink Tennants super and watch Trisha.
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Flag wankers often vote for parties like UKIP and the EDL, and get their news from outlets like The Daily Mail and The S*n.
Flag wankers often vote for parties like UKIP and the EDL, and get their news from outlets like The Daily Mail and The S*n.
Tommy is a flag wanker on Twitter, he also has 12 kids, drinks Stella Artois and beats his wife after a night at the local.
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