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Jersey Wind Tunnel

Very similar to the world renowned Dutch Oven but does require some set up or luck. Place a fan near the foot of your bed at the same level or slightly higher than the covers. Get under the covers. Fart. Lift feet. Brave people will use the covers as if it was a classic Dutch Oven. Cheers.
Dutch Oven!?! Please bitch. Ever been to a Jersey Wind Tunnel?
by michael scott hertzberg May 10, 2023
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Faded in the wind

1) to space out
2) to dissappear with out any body knowing
3) to get high
1) I Just faded in the wind
2) person one: wheres jack
person two: idk he just faded in the wind
3) i just got some killer kush and faded in the wind
by lsnvnlfnvkndfldvkjffnvjd April 13, 2011
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Gale False Wind

(Political) The act of promising the voting public something they want, just to gain popularity and votes, or simply to use ones own political position for personal gain or financial reward.
"I don't believe they'll ever get that business back off the ground even with his support. Sounds like a load of Gale False Wind to me!"

"Gale False Wind eh?... I hear that's like colic, but much more painful."
by justafan72 May 11, 2017
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fuck like the wind

Fast and Quick thoughtless with a person of no importance like hoe
I fuck like the wind is like the girl Jane that gets around and getting an invitation

to her house.
by Dont go there m.j. February 22, 2018
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Lump of Wind

A spongy, fawning, parasitical oaf!
Oh, really? DO YOU THINK SO?! You spongy, fawning, parasitical oaf! You lump of Wind, you witless, unwiped, panderly puke-stocking!
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Getting the wind knocked out of you

It’s when ur friend falls down the stairs and u both laugh even tho she’s wheezing
Getting the wind knocked out of you
“OMG ARE U OK“
“ya I just got the wind knocked out of me lmfao”
by Kgchandler07 November 3, 2019
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The Brass Wind

When you stuck a fart out of a chicks ass with a Brass instrument such as a French Horn, or Baritone. Not to be confused with The Wood Wind.
I totally regret The Brass Wind from last night as I can still taste it.
by T- bag November 6, 2019
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