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Woodrow Wilson Middle School 

A shitty, ghetto, trashy school located in council bluffs iowa. the teachers that work there are also pieces of shit that give F's for no reason. its pretty obvious the teachers think "i want to fucking die" not only from them showing up an hour late, but also them playing on their phones, making tiktoks, and brining their xbox and playing fortnite in which they project it up on the projector, full volume, and dying off spawn, IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING TEST THAT COUNTS AS 60% OF MY FINAL GRADE. The staff wonder why we are all failing, but if they stopped playing candycrush, making cringey tiktoks, and playing fortnite, we might, just might, PASS.
The Woodrow Wilson Middle school in Iowa needs to be evaluated. The teachers do dumb shit while we are testing, and they dont give us the information. But its too late now. Class of 2026 (me) goes to high school next year. They need to update their bullying policy, and actaully do shit when studnets are being bullied.

Ronald Wilson Reagan 

Late great USA President during most of the 1980's. Told the Iranian dictator Ayatolah Khomeini he would blast his ass the day he became President if the hostages, which Iran had for about a year (even though Pres. Jimmy Carter told him that wasn't very nice) were not released. The Ayatolah gave 'em up, not being stupid enough to test us like Saddam did.

Ronny's greatest contribution to the world was ending the cold war by bankrupting the USSR in a military arms race. The retards fell for it. Then Ronny showed those stupid Communists how great Democracy and free enterprise is. The stupid commies saw dollar signs and smartened up real quick.
If it wasn't for Ronald Wilson Reagan, we'd still have to worry about some future worldwide nuclear holocaust.

mike wilson 

The creator of the film Michael Moore Hates America.
Mike Wilson is a documentary film director.
mike wilson by Nicolai August 3, 2004

To pull a Wilson 

To speak loudly, sometimes as an interruption, without thinking, and making accusations that aren't true at the most inappropriate time.
President Obama speaking in front of Congress about falsities being perpetrated by pundits being interrupted by Senator Joe Wilson's scream "You lie!" on September 9, 2009.

Screaming "You cheated" to a friend in the middle of class upon seeing their high grade knowing that they didn't.

"Hey, what score did you get on the math quiz?"

"A 95"

"YOU CHEATED!... Sorry, didn't mean to pull a Wilson."
To pull a Wilson by Xexaviar September 10, 2009

Haley Wilson 

A dumb ass bitch. She cant fight to save her life, but just loves to talk shit. Thinks shes such a badass, but in all reality, is just sitting around sucking dick looking like a fucking pedophile ass rat. Isnt afraid to call the cops, in fact, she has em on speed dial. constantly needs her ass beat. Is also incapable of doing makeup without looking like a grinch.
Haley Wilson is such a little bitch. I fuxking hate her. I wish someone would beat her nasty ass. Grinch looking motherfucker
Haley Wilson by Queen Beyoncé September 14, 2016

makena lynn noelaoni wilson 

the perfect girl, very beaultiful, with a great personality. cutest girl in the world and is sweet as can be. Her perfect match is joey moreno. Very loveable and careing. she is an angel from above
makena lynn noelaoni wilson and joey moreno make a great couple.