Diagonal Walk

When a pedestrian crosses a street or parking lot at a diagonal angle rather than straight, usually taking a longer time to do so.

“Look at this asshole diagonal walking, for God’s sake I just want to park my car.”

by CaptainCatLoaf November 24, 2019

walking advertisement

Another, more prosaic term for fanboy. Also a clinically documented disease or syndrome, whose symptoms include excessively trying to get friends/family/strangers to partake in a product, espousing the many wonders of said product, and turning into a hell-spawned daemon when someone says that aforementioned product is shit.

Person: You should play FoRtNiTe

Me: Stop being such a walking advertisement.

by x3y October 18, 2019

walking party

A person, or a group of people, who are so fun to be with, that wherever they go, there's bound be a party, or at least a good time.

Sarah and Julia are so much fun that they are a walking party!!!! HELL YEAH!

by wassupimawalkingparty July 31, 2011

Walking Dong

Walking around with a shirt on but no pants or underwear, dingaling flapping in the wind.

"Yo! Alex has a shirt on but no pants!"
"Hell yeah, he's walking dong."

by szyzy February 16, 2023

Walking gloves

Pockets.

Jane: Going out for a Sunday walk? Lucas: Indeed, just as soon as I slip my flesh forks into these fleece-lined walking gloves!

by Extremelybland December 17, 2008

walk-in closet

A closeted married man who hosts young men when his wife is out shopping

I went over to this guys house and he was a total walk-in closet. His wife came back with shopping bags right as we were finishing up.

by killfukmary October 10, 2014

Gawk Walk

A stroll with the specific purpose of looking at other people. Specifically, a walk around a campground to look at other campers, campsites, and camping gear

Let's take a glass of wine and go for a gawk walk before doing the dishes.

by RoadmanFC June 19, 2017