My Bloody Valentine 

To have sex with a girl on a special occasion even though she's on her period.

WTF dude that's nasty you got a my bloody valentine!!

My Bloody Valentine by FL-fre$h March 12, 2011

valentines day 

A happy day to celebrate love.

"Happy Valentines Day"
"I love you"

valentines day by optimistic March 5, 2009

valentino white bag 

A little ugly girl decided to spill lipstick in her anorexic mother's Valentino White Bag.

little ugly girl: i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag
anorexic mother: you spilled- WHCHHAHWHEHVHAAHCHHA LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?

valentino white bag by marymaryquitehairy May 19, 2018

Valentine's Day 

A day that is typically associated with romance, love, and affection, despite the fact that a saint named Valentine died on this day.

Also a day where people living the single life draw more attention to themselves, because they're "all alone and have nobody to spend the day with."

No offense to loners, guys. I'm single and ready to eat Pringles.

One perk about Valentine's Day is getting free candy, especially chocolate.

Valentine's Day by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. April 20, 2018

Valentine’s Day 

A day when You literally jack off 47 times non stop and your dick falls down because you are so fucking lonely.

Ugly ass girl: you wanna be my valentine? It’s Valentine’s Day

Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick

Valentine’s Day by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018

skeeter valentine 

Alternate title for a scanny;

Hey you wanna rip a skeeter valentine?

skeeter valentine by Indian4Life January 9, 2008

dirty valentin 

Is when Valentin aka tino does a girl dirty

Ex: tino did a dirty Valentin to this one chick

dirty valentin by Valentin Trujillo April 16, 2020