When you give someone you love a valentine confessing your true feelings on Valentines Dayand they reject you and you feel really suicidal from recieving the bloody valentine.
Andrew: What's wrong with Cody?
Jesse: He just got a bloddy valantine. He's a wreck.
Jenny: Oh I gave out 50 bloody valentines last year, I don't see what the big deal is.
Jesse: Only you could say that.
by Darth_`Eowyn January 24, 2007
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your bloody valentine is someone you swear up and down youโ€™re so in love with, but the relationship has moments of toxicity or manipulation. your bloody valentine is someone who can flip a switch in an instant to become someone else, but you say you love them and they say they love you anyways. your bloody valentine is someone you just canโ€™t seem to move on from, you say you donโ€™t care but the thought of them with someone else tears you up.

โ€œ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ถ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ซ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต ๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ, ๐˜ฃ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถโ€™๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ช ๐˜ฆ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฅโ€

โ€œ๐˜ช ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏโ€™๐˜ต ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ง๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ, ๐˜ฃ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ชโ€™๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฉ๐˜ตโ€

โ€œ๐˜ช๐˜ตโ€™๐˜ด ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ, ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ ๐˜ช ๐˜ซ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ข ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด?โ€

โ€œ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ฃ๐˜บโ€ฆโ€
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When a bitch is on her period and she wants to ride on the meat train. Even more ironic on valentines day.
Karl: Yo bro what did ya gurl getcha last night.
Brad: Shit man all i got was a bloody valentine.
by Skeetches McPeaches February 14, 2011
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A bloody valentine, is someone you cheat on your partner with and end up falling in love with.
Sarah and John have been together for two years, but Sarah is johns bloody Valentine.
by Stupid face June 17, 2021
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A sexual situation in which a girl is giving a guy head while he's rubbing her Vaginal area with his foot, which gets her extremely excited. therefore, the girl to bites down HARD on the guys dick, causing him to bleeed. Sucks.
Bro i was gettin it from Cindy last nght... but all of a sudden i got a bloody valentine!
by VickiDefiner February 13, 2009
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The greatest dream pop band of all time. Their sheets of guitar noise will tuck you in like a blanket.
I thought I was having a hillucinatory episode, but it turned out I was merely listening to the sublime sounds of My Bloody Valentine.
by Peter Parker November 14, 2003
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The fathers/mother/lesbian aunt of shoegaze music, they steadily increased in greatness until disappearing after their 1991 album "Loveless." They are due to release a new album this year, unless Kevin Shields decides it isn't too late to douche out again.
It appears I will outlive the My Bloody Valentine hiatus, after all.
by UrbaneBill January 28, 2008
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