One who sucks cocks and swallows the pure energy or semen. A true Sperm Vampire does this deed to stay alive, kinda like a ho-bag.
Bill: Did you know Jamsession is a sperm vampire?
Fred: No way! How can you tell?
Bill: The cumstache that he is always sportin.
Fred: No way! How can you tell?
Bill: The cumstache that he is always sportin.
by The Jewgle and Mr. Forbes August 24, 2009
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On forums a member who never seem to post happy threads, who always seems to be posting about how bad their life is and no matter how much you try to help or offer sympathy they continue to be miserable} to the point that you feel depressed everytime you read a thread of theirs, you feel in the grip of a energy vampire but they drain your sympathy away leaving nothing for someone who really needs it. A sympathy vampire eventually sucks the life from the forum
by f.b.m February 4, 2010
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A Kristof Vampire is when a guy makes fangs out of candy corn and eats out the girl when she is on her period.
by The K Master April 18, 2008
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Get the Pussy Vampire mug.Kung Fu Vampire | Kung foo Vampyr
noun (pl. -nos)
A mysterious creature of the night, inspiring without permission, creating affluence amongst the undead, The Yin and Yang of Fang.
ORIGIN: Sicilian Born (1886) Symphonic Composer died in 1977 re-animated sometime between the release of Star Wars episode 4 and the death of Elvis Presley.
PRESENT: A gothic orchestrated hip hop group formed in
the year 2000. This band blends rap lyrics over live Symphony, Jazz and Drum N Bass. Based in the San Francisco Bay Area Kung Fu Vampire features Cello, Violin, Fire & Belly Dancers, The Santour (dulcimer),
Keyboards, Singers, a Rapper, Electric Upright Bass & Drums.
noun (pl. -nos)
A mysterious creature of the night, inspiring without permission, creating affluence amongst the undead, The Yin and Yang of Fang.
ORIGIN: Sicilian Born (1886) Symphonic Composer died in 1977 re-animated sometime between the release of Star Wars episode 4 and the death of Elvis Presley.
PRESENT: A gothic orchestrated hip hop group formed in
the year 2000. This band blends rap lyrics over live Symphony, Jazz and Drum N Bass. Based in the San Francisco Bay Area Kung Fu Vampire features Cello, Violin, Fire & Belly Dancers, The Santour (dulcimer),
Keyboards, Singers, a Rapper, Electric Upright Bass & Drums.
That guy looks different, acts different and glows with darkness, he is sinister and peaceful at the same time, maybe it's the Kung Fu Vampire.
by Kungfu Vampire June 28, 2007
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2.) A girl whose phone is in her hand and she has no idea where it is and frantically searches for it.
3.) Thinks she can jump like a vampire from places that would make a midget feel tall, oh wait..she is a midget.
4.) A severely blonde girl
5.) Creepily obsessed with twilight. Mainly, Jacob..stalker..what?
2.) A girl whose phone is in her hand and she has no idea where it is and frantically searches for it.
3.) Thinks she can jump like a vampire from places that would make a midget feel tall, oh wait..she is a midget.
4.) A severely blonde girl
5.) Creepily obsessed with twilight. Mainly, Jacob..stalker..what?
by biologyreviewsession December 13, 2009
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by Akasha January 10, 2004
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