bone nub twister

this is when you are sitting upright(this could be in a chair with no arms or just a bed or a high window seal) and you are fuckin a chick who had no legs or just tiny nubs and you then, without warning, intensely spin her body at high speeds for the ultimate ejaculation for both partners. after nutting in her bleeding pussy, you throw her off of your body as hard as you can against a wall and shit on her nubs and then leave.

"so i saw this chick at the kneel for nubs marathon and i totally stole her from the crowd and slapped her pussy, she didnt even have any arms so this was super easy, and then i put her on my cock and spun her body, like a bone nub twister"!!!!

by Dammah Resan March 14, 2009

titty twister

when you twist someones titty

everyone gives kyle depenning titty twisters because he is a fag

by kyle depenning December 17, 2006

toaster

A reference to a somewhat "inside" joke used in the LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Transgendered) community to the 'joke' (that is never actually spelled out when used, lest you ruin the joke and look sorta stupid), that, for every straight person that a LGBT person "recruits" into the gay ranks, the recruiting LGBT person gets a toaster as an incentive, like some banks did (long ago) to get new accounts. This reference to banking incentives shows how long this "joke" has been around. The "joke" is at the expense of the right wingers who have for years tried to characterize gay people as "those horrible deviants who are making our children (or adults) gay!!!!". Like, "Okay, YOU GOT US! We ARE recruiting! AND, we are even so organized and wily in our scheme, we have incentives and prizes for recruiting your precious, previously heaven-bound little Johnny into our shameless, hell-bound ranks."

(One lesbian to another, while discussing another person of interest): "Well, she's 'straight', but if you can get her, you know you'll get a toaster!"

Or, (One gay man to another, tounge-in-cheek): "I hope I can get that (heterosexual) man to love me! I can always use another toaster!"

by TomPnCA. April 10, 2006

Toaster Club

n. 1. Describes a group of ladies that "prefer" each other over the opposing sex.
2. Girls only club, that only certain types of boys can be members of too.

Established 2006, Little Rock, AR

"Why don't you quit playing with stupid boys and come on over to the Toaster Club!'

That's one, hott, piece of toast.

Yay, Toast!

by QueenToast-Lush-PeaceOfToast October 8, 2009

Twaterati

Collective term for the twat subculture present in today's society. Coined from the word Glitterati.

Twaterati can also include other low intellect groups such as Chavs, Rednecks, Skangers & Hicks etc.

Anyone who sends text messages to TwatTV shows like 'Big Brother' and 'Celebrity Love Island' is a member of the twaterati.

The peasant underclass who have no mind of their own and follow the hype presented by the media into the cult of Z-list celebrity.

Hey, did you watch Big Brother last night?
No dude, that show's only for the twaterati!

by Moofer May 18, 2005

toasterbread

Something that has been left in the toaster, such as a bagel, poptart, or (especially) toast. It was cooked, likely for the intent of eating, but was neglected for days for whatever reason. This is usually performed by siblings who have plenty of time to eat it, or parents, who keep their coffee in the microwave for days without drinking it. This could technically be considered toasterbread too.

Hey, who's toast is this? It's getting cold, dont you want it? (one week later) Nobody ate the toast... now it's toasterbread. -_-

by Toast... July 24, 2008

Dr.Twister

Dr.Twister used to document MMORPG bugs and exploits, for the purposes of holding companies accountable for their sub-par products and thus forcing them to fix their bugs and change how game companies approached customer service.

Dr.Twister was the slime-king of all MMOGs.
Dr.Twister the anti-christ of online gaming studios.

Dr.T, Twistee, Twister, Doc T, TwisTers

by noggmaan January 1, 2008