Twat-thatch 

the hair over a womans vigina

dude, that girl a major twat-thatch!

Twat-thatch by Shagthatch99 October 18, 2005

twat fairy 

A fairy that comes once a girl loses her virginity, and only at night. She puts a dildo under her pillow.

Linda lost her virginity last week and got a black dildo from the twat fairy. Holy shit!

twat fairy by shitdildoassmonsterdick December 22, 2008

twat clot 

Any large blood clot that accompanies a heavy menstrual cycle

The girls were drunk and ready for action in Brokeback Valley, but when Tia went down on Lucinda, Tia repelled in horror exclaiming, "I'm sorry, I'm drunk and all and I'd love to lick that cuye, but there's not a chance in hell that I can munch past that twat clot even though we're lick-a-likes!"

twat clot by Pfc. Snowball October 24, 2008

twat swatter 

The female equivalent to cock blocker; a man or woman who prevents a woman from getting laid. This term was created by Dane Cook, revealed in his May 2009 show Isolated Incident.

Oh my God, Becky, I was talking to this guy at work and Melinda comes up and asks me how my AIDS is! What a twat swatter!

twat swatter by Dane <3 May 24, 2009

twat bracket 

A complete tool. Someone who is somewhere between a tit and a ball sack.

Rob stuck his pecker in a prossie and got knob rot. What a twat bracket!

twat bracket by Nick the bad-ass May 13, 2006

Twat Nav 

Verb: To shout travel directions to your current location down a mobile phone to a lost friend or colleague

Bob is twat naving Dave from the Macclesfield office

Twat Nav by Paul63 October 3, 2007

Twat Pot Pie 

Having pussy for dinner !!!!

Homeboy boy is gonna have Twat Pot Pie for dinner tonight

Twat Pot Pie by Glamfart October 16, 2009