Turkey Day

What inane stupid people call Thanksgiving in a failed attempt to sound cute.

Idiot #1 - I can't wait to get me some jibblets on Turkey Day!

Person #2 - Shut the fuck up dumbass.

by Meshuggah November 27, 2003

Turkish Avalanche

When one cums on a falafel and someone eats it.

Howard is known for giving a mean Turkish Avalanche!

by Nenners January 25, 2009

turked

To be ass raped. Roughly.

He went to a party, then was grabbed roughly from behind, turked, and woke up the following morning in a shopping trolley in Tesco's car park.

by CharlieilrahC May 20, 2008

Turkeys

A person full of jive.

It ain't cool bein' no jive turkey this close to Thanksgiving.

by The Shizzole March 5, 2003

jive turkey motherfucker

A totally clueless scumbag-conman-bullshitting-cocksucking asshole who is so obviously fucked-up to anybody with half a brain but thinks he's cool.

Rush Limbaugh is one real jive turkey motherfucker!

by EDYudaman December 30, 2010

turkish bath

A building in Turkey used as a public bath. It's a combination of the Roman and Islamic bathing traditions that originated in the European Middle Ages. Both men and women may use the public baths, though not as mixed company.

Contrary to what most Americans believe, a true turkish bath is not a gay male hangout.

by Silky Smooth November 19, 2003

Camel Turkish Golds

Smooth flavor, better than Marlboros, less harsh, has a nice mellow flavor, definitely one of my favorite cigarettes

Fucking 7-11 Doesn't sell Camel Turkish Golds! Fuckers!

by Elixir May 13, 2005