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Golden Touch

After a man is done urinating, and only a few drops of urine remain on the tip of his penis, he touches another person with his penis thus transferring the urine to the other person.
I came out of the bathroom and gave my girlfriend the Golden Touch.
by Efdious March 29, 2006
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keep in touch

What someone (but usually a guy) says when he knows he'll never contact you again. A less dickish version of "I'll call you".
Wow, last night was amazing. Keep in touch!
by fokkenlarney June 8, 2015
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bad touch

I couldn't believe Mark would bad touch his sister
by martin_sergeant October 25, 2003
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touching cloth

having an urge to shit and hold on
i was driving home the other night and really needed a turd seriously i was touching cloth i was that close
by lytral 79 August 4, 2009
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touch-explosives

mix and dry iodine and amonia to get touch-explosives
by CRAZYASSFUKR40K August 27, 2009
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Bandini touch

The opposite of the Midas touch, where instead of things turning to gold, they turn to shit. Bandini is a fertilizer company in Los Angeles that was famous for its large pile of manure called Bandini Mountain.
Don't let Bill work on your project, his Bandini touch will guarantee that it looks like crap when its done.
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cappin a touch

-it's amost like "Half way to 1st BASE", coming close too but not even close too all the way, without intent, couldn't help it
- DAM her boobs are so big, when I greeted her I skimmed off them. I hope she don't blam me for "cappin a touch"
by GODloljking November 17, 2006
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