dookie tooth

When you have a tooth that is a different color from th eother teeth in you mouth, preferably brown, yellow. Or when your breath smells like dookie!

brown or yellow teeth, stink breath that is dookie tooth

by Kiya33 February 18, 2009

Turkish Toothbrush

A turkish toothbrush occurs after the act of oral sex. Once the man is ready to cum, he pulls out of the females mouth and proceeds to say "SMILE!" she then smiles,exposing her teeth in the process. Then the man will cum all over her teeth. He then uses his cock to spread the cum all around her teeth. Almost using his cock as a "toothbrush".

Last night Oliva had one to many sweets, so Teddy decided to help her out and give her a Turkish Toothbrush.

by Heston "hotshot" Merthemishtickereez June 27, 2006

tenther

A self-defined constitutional "scholar" who claims that the tenth amendment granting authority to state governments, effectively makes all federal laws unconstitutional, or at least ones that he doesn't like.

"Health care isn't mentioned in the constitution, so it must be unconstitutional."

"What about voting rights, product safety codes and the federal highway system?"

"Obama isn't trying to change those, so I suppose they're alright."

"So you're a tenther then."

by daecon August 28, 2009

toothpicks on the floor

a phrase describing a situation where something bad happened only because something good happened.

Tom: Oh man, banging Donna last night was great, but now she wants some relationship crap.
Jerry: Thats real toothpicks on the floor, man.

by cubanluis March 18, 2008

tonch

Penile flatulence, is an emission or expulsion of air from the penis that may occur during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) during other sexual acts, stretching or exercise. ...

a dick-fart.

(male version of a queef)

"Dude, I was masturbating and halfway through, I totally tonched."

"You fuckin' tonch!"

"Go tonch somewhere else."

"I queefed out tonch."

by TIGERnorris March 20, 2010

It's Toothpaste Out Of The Tube

A phrase that has the same meaning as the phrase "It's Water Under the Bridge"....I guess. You should use this after an argument. It means that something happened in the past and can`t be changed. You see, once you squeeze toothpaste out of it's proper tube, the toothpaste cannot go back into the tube. You can get a toothpick and try to push it back into the tube, but I'll be Goddamned if it wont go back, and if some of it does you have, at best, an awful mess.

1. Don't worry about what you said it's toothpaste out of the tube.
2. So what if you lost your v card, it's toothpaste out of the tube.

by Swiss Miss Marie February 10, 2007

Whitening Toothpaste

Paste that whitens your teeth.

Person: "I want to whiten my teeth using paste, so I think I will buy some whitening Toothpaste."

by Evil October 18, 2003