toilet baby

A baby mistaken for a monster turd.

Joe: Man, look at that guy. I heard he was a toilet baby.
Bob: Dude, what?
Joe: His mom thought she had to drop a deuce, but it turned out that she gave birth when she found him swimming in the crapper.

by kumar0009 December 9, 2007

toilet

A bowl for urinating or defecating into. However, people use this bowl to throw rubbish away and to spunk into and throw tampons into.

"Dude, Toilet!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003

gille-tòine

A Scottish Gaelic slang (an insulting) term for a gay male, literally meaning "boy of the arse", implying being a passive partner in anal sex.

'S e tàmailt a tha "gille-tòine", ach ciamar nach bu chòir dhomh pròiseil a bhith a tha mi co-sheòrsach?

(It's an insult that "boy of the arse" is, but why should I not be proud that I'm gay?)

by Lorelili January 18, 2006

Saying Whats up, to the Toilet

Vomiting, throwing up, spewing, to Hurl.

"Dude after those shots I had to say whats up to the toilet."

by LaRose July 9, 2005

toilent green

The coagulated, sticky residue of old urine and pubic hair left on the rim of a toilet.

Hey, man! If you're going to wipe up the toilent green with toilet paper, flush it when you're done, don't throw it in the trash basket!

by J.D. Shipley January 28, 2007

toiletseat meat

1. The expansion of one's thighs when they sit on the toilet.

2. The expansion of one's thighs when sitting on a flat surface.

Person 1: "Homeskillabiscuit! You gotta lose some weight yo! You got dem toiletseat meat happenin'"

Person 2: " Whatchu talkin bout homefry, its whatchu call it au naturelle. You gots it too!"

by WordOfTheDayYO January 23, 2011

toilet sink

A Japanese style toilet with built in sink faucet. Clean water travels through the sink faucet before filling the toilet tank.

Toilet Sink picture: www.toiletsink.com

by TTAADD October 20, 2005