the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something

otherwise known as bad ascii art

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something... and if you don't forward it to 5 friends, you'll have bad luck

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something by big2na June 15, 2011

Bread thing 

Euphemism for vaginal yeast infection producing large quantities of yeasty discharge resulting in a doughy like concoction in the panties, and the smell of a sushi bakery

Wow, I would go down on her unless your hungry! Shes got that bread thing...

Bread thing by neanderman October 16, 2011

throat thing 

uvula

Guy: My throat thing hurts.
Girl: You mean your uvula?
Guy: Yeah, that.

throat thing by wognog January 8, 2015

Smokey thing 

Nickname for liquid e-cigarette

"Where's my f*cking smokey thing?"

Smokey thing by Drakey93 October 22, 2015

flashy-thing

(verb/noun) AKA a neuralizer or having one used on you. Fictional gadget from the Men in Black movie that erases short term memory and allows the wielder to replace it with spoken instructions similar to post-hypnotic suggestions.

Past tense: flashy-thinged

Jay: Did you ever flashy-thing me? Kay: No.
Jay: I ain't playing with you, K. Did you ever flashy-thing me? Kay: No.

flashy-thing by Plenipotentiary May 18, 2016

gym thing 

Wristband you get at a gym

Hey joe do you have your gym thing on?

gym thing by Litty801 July 23, 2017

windy thing

A thing John Egbert, also known as the Heir of Breath, can do. No need to say it's extremely amazing

"Do the windy thing, John"
"the what?"

windy thing by Not Karkat October 24, 2017