pencil trawl

The one kid who always has an unlimited supply of pencils but wont share, only laugh maniacally when you ask and he denies.

I bet Bernie Sanders was a pencil trawl back in the day.

by egag and yesak August 14, 2016

Pencil Neck

Somebody who is so annoying that you need to revert to bad insults.

Timmy is such a Pencil Neck

by liamrr18 March 23, 2021

Dysfunctional pencil

Describes someone who just doesn’t function as intended or properly.

She’s definitely a dysfunctional pencil - like a pencil with a rubber on both ends.

by Alycisms July 7, 2021

pencil

something u fucking write with idiot why did u search this..

i accidenly broke my pencil by biting it too hard

by HUADS Fasdf and 7777 384r October 6, 2021

Pencil

A whipped mate who never rocks up to events and his family owns a vineyard.

“Yeah my mate William is such a Pencil”

by Revs May 4, 2023

Damp Pencil

When you fall asleep having sex and your penis stays inside the vagina for the whole night. The next morning when you wake up with morning wood still in the vagina is called damp pencil.

"Dude, I had a crazy damp pencil this morning!"

"Bro, we had so much sex I woke up with damp pencil"

by Snugglebuggle December 20, 2018

pencil wenis

an obnoxiously under proportioned penis belonging to a boy who is blissfully unaware of the lack of his own girth

OMG his pencil wenis barely registered!!!

by ex-hole July 4, 2009