i don't like the way you are talking to me. 

This is the only acceptable response if somebody is verbally attacking you using only facts.

Employee: I'm never going to make any money if you keep having me drive around empty. The point of a dispatcher is to fill these trucks with freight and you are not doing your job.

Guy who would rather be waterskiing: I don't like the way you are talking to me..

i don't like the way you are talking to me. by Doctor Captain January 14, 2016

taking the piss 

To appear serious, but actually meaning the opposite - most of the time. Usually followed up by the 'piss taker' (the one who joked) revealing he/she was only joking.

'Hey did I ever tell you you're fucking pug ugly?'

'No you didn't and that hurt'

'I'm only taking the piss. You fucking filthy mongoloid.'

taking the piss by Iwo July 10, 2007

Talking In Morse Code 

To swear so much that if it would be sensored it would sound like some sort of morse code message.

Jimmy: "God I am so f*cking pissed. F*ck! Sh*t! F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck! How could I do that I'm so stupid!"
Bob: Wow, sorry I couldn't understand that it sounded like you were talking in morse code.

Talking In Morse Code by brown7905 March 30, 2009

taking her shoes 

When you take a girl's shoes and you don't give them back to her until she makes out with you, then following said making out you give the shoes to Puertorican kids who beat her.

Dude, I wanna hook up with Bryn, I'm thinking of taking her shoes.

taking her shoes by Foot Locker December 27, 2008

talking out of your head 

Saying senseless, unintelligeble, silly or crazy shit due to lack of sleep, intoxication or general stupidity.

You were so drunk you were talking out of your head and wanted us to help "mow" your car.

talking out of your head by PuterMedic April 23, 2009

Now that's what i'm talking about 

"Now that's what I'm talking about'!

'A catch phrase' commonly used to express 'enthusiastic support' for a particular 'subject/or subject matter'.

(With more of an emphasis placed on the word 'that's')
*acronym/abbreviated form: NTWITA or TWITA 'That's What I'm Talking About'.

Example:-

A guy just opened his first pay check- and he discovered, that the amount of money enclosed, was a lot more than he was expecting!

-> so he say's (while nodding his head in approval)~ 'Now that's what i'm talking about' !

Now that's what i'm talking about by Stump cap November 24, 2013

Mega-tasking 

Performing 5 or more tasks at the same time. Mega-tasking should not be attempted if you are an idiot.

I was working on an excel spreadsheet, writing a word document, taking on the phone, checking my email, eating lunch and drinking a soda at the same time... I was mega-tasking.

Mega-tasking by Lobozzo July 16, 2008