What someone (but usually a guy) says when he knows he'll never contact you again. A less dickish version of "I'll call you".
by fokkenlarney June 8, 2015
Get the keep in touchmug. After a man is done urinating, and only a few drops of urine remain on the tip of his penis, he touches another person with his penis thus transferring the urine to the other person.
by Efdious March 29, 2006
Get the Golden Touchmug. by martin_sergeant October 25, 2003
Get the bad touchmug. having an urge to shit and hold on
i was driving home the other night and really needed a turd seriously i was touching cloth i was that close
by lytral 79 August 4, 2009
Get the touching clothmug. The opposite of the Midas touch, where instead of things turning to gold, they turn to shit. Bandini is a fertilizer company in Los Angeles that was famous for its large pile of manure called Bandini Mountain.
Don't let Bill work on your project, his Bandini touch will guarantee that it looks like crap when its done.
by Takes balls to go by "Dick" June 8, 2010
Get the Bandini touchmug. Describes an individual who makes up outlandish lies for attention and/or clout. People inflicted with the Liar's Touch may deny all evidence discrediting their lies and will get angry when confronted. Symptoms include; vague statements, sobbing for sympathy during a general conversation, and bringing up their fake problems on a daily basis.
If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with the Liar's Touch, you may be entitled to compensation.
If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with the Liar's Touch, you may be entitled to compensation.
Person 1: "Nick told me his friend moved to New Zealand and died from AIDS!"
Person 2: "No he didn't. Nick has the Liar's Touch."
Person 2: "No he didn't. Nick has the Liar's Touch."
by Rayae February 9, 2021
Get the Liar's Touchmug. by Zariza January 31, 2020
Get the Trump's touchmug.