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Thoughtopilot

Intellectual laziness or ignoring any concepts that one’s not willing & able to comprehend, effectively preventing further development of an informed worldview and sadly often done with extreme pride or passion, while lacking any critical consideration or mental processing.
Andy’s a smart guy, until it comes to politics. Then he goes on thoughtopilot and refuses to even consider any points made by a member of the opposite party, regardless of merit, obvious poignance, or the positive impact it would have on his own life.
by JayBeeHammerLeigh June 22, 2019
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Thoughtamize

to blow someone's fucking mind.
"These shrooms got me thoughtamized"
"I was thoughtamized after i visited the Grand Canyon"
by MondosRags August 14, 2019
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Surfer Thoughts

Philosophies often thought up by stoned surfers that sit in the back of the shop waxing the boards.
(Surfer thoughts because this bullshit needs to include the word being defined) Dude, aren’t beds like, shelves for your body when you’re not using it?
by El ritardo June 1, 2019
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Rat Thoughts

The code name for the theory that cat people control the world and view us as rats and if the ‘rats’ don’t change their thoughts about cats, there will be severe consequences. On the 21st September 2021, cat people will kill the ‘rats’ (people that don’t worship cats) by trapping rats outside and zapping them with lasers from rooftops.
Rat thoughts grrrr (code used by cat people)
by AfterSunGrrrrrrrr May 26, 2021
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your thoughts dwell on your mother

a line from star wars, said by Ki-Adi Mundi, should be edited so it becomes an actual funny meme
Mundi: "your thoughts dwell on your mother"

Anakin: "My thoughts dwell on your mother"

Yoda and Windu: "oooooh"
by ThunderTheFurry September 2, 2021
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train thoughts

When you latch on to one thought, and that thought keeps latching on to other thoughts like rails on a train.
Bob: Why are you thinking about?
Carl: So I thought how I'm a pluviophile.
Bob: Yes...
Carl: It's cool how I love the rain and it's not calming though, however when you put the word phile at the end of it sounds predatory. It's odd to see how connotations can change the way people's perspectives are made up. It makes me think of many times I try to explain to someone about relationships, politics, or money yet they get turned off just by one word and yet have the nerve to tell me I need to be open minded.

Train Thoughts:
When you latch on to one thought, and that thought keeps latching on to other thoughts like rails on a train.
by McJcave18 November 27, 2021
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Banana thoughts

The period of time when you're still awake, just about to fall asleep and your train of thought warps into the surreal.
"I was thinking about what I was going to have for breakfast tomorrow and just before I fell asleep I suddenly woke up from banana thoughts seeing myself eat cereal with lions wearing glasses"
by gden3367 January 10, 2012
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