de-thong

to pick your underwear out of your ass

Jennifer had a massive wedgie after slouching on the couch, so she reached back and de-thonged herself.

by dinglebutt December 18, 2011

jock thong

Retains the same functions as a regular jockstrap but with the addition a thong-type string in the rear part of the garment for aesthetic reasons as well as to offer extra coverage to one's backside/anus.

Man: "I'll see if I can find any jock thongs to buy, I wouldn't want any of the other guys to see my asshole in case I for any reason have to bend over, squat, kneel, or crouch in the locker room."

Boy: "I think that I might wear jock thong today, because I want that extra support for my butt, but I wouldn't want to feel so exposed in my backside."

Man: "Wearing this sexy jock thong tonight is guaranteed to score me some action with my partner--they won't be able to get their hands off me! The illusion, mystery, suspense, and sexual wonder is too much to hold back on."

by NotYourAverageUnderwearExpert February 20, 2014

Pass Thong the Dog

Hard Boning. Boning your partner. Sticking it in.

Man, tonight I really want to pass thong the dog.

by Ghostsarereal October 26, 2017

jit thong

A one-of-kind alpha male. Courageous and disciplined. Natural leader with sensitivity.

That bald dude is a real Jit Thong!

by England Specialist April 24, 2018

Labia thong

Similar to your average thong but instead of going through the crease of the buttocks the thong parts between a woman's labia lips.

This underwear is so tight that it's giving me a labia thong.

by TissueBalls November 17, 2017

national thong day

All ladies wear thongs

Get her number it’s national thong day

by ._Cory..Thompson_. April 16, 2019

stranger thongs

hidden pair of your girlfriend's undies that your mom finds anyhow

Joyce: Where are my magnet!!?
Will: They're stranger thongs now, mom.

by kwett July 31, 2019