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Fuzzy Strangle

When a person is giving you head (male, or female) while there sucking on your penis or eating you out, you force there face aggressively into your pubes filling there mouth, or nose with pubic hair so they can't breath for a little bit because there be strangled by your pubes.
Dude, last night i was getting some head, and i decided to give the bitch the Fuzzy Strangle
by xKushMasterx May 17, 2015
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japanese stranger

When your toilet paper fails during the act of wiping resulting in unexpected ass touching with ones finger.
That toilet paper at work is so cheap I had an encounter with a Japanese Stranger.
by TickleFanny November 1, 2017
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The stranger thing

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then you turn on Netflix and get into an upside down position and jerk off into your own mouth.
Guy: you've done the stranger.. but have you ever done the stranger thing??

Guy2: the upside down? ONLY ELEVEN TIMES SINCE LAST NIGHT

Guy: Netflix and chili corn dogs coated in the Duffer brothers emissions
by DonkeyKong Kroger FX January 5, 2018
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kind stranger

the humble bringer of edit, the bearer of reddit gold
thanks for the reddit gold kind stranger
by hairy nipple69 December 12, 2019
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Jorgen Von Strangle

The boss of all fairies and the enforcer of "Da Rules" for all fairies in the Fairly Odd Parents universe. He is also extremely muscular and the strongest fairy in Fairy World.
Cosmo: Oh no, if we break Da Rules, then Jorgen Von Strangle will punish us!

Wanda: Then let's not break the rules. He is, after all, the strongest fairy in existence.
by PleaeDontDoCocaine June 27, 2018
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Stangered

To be severely dissed and picked apart by someone. Derived from the sharp-edged insults of Patti Stanger from the Millionare Matchmaker on Bravo TV.
"You got Stangered."
"She told me that my picture looked like me 10 years and 40 pounds ago...I just got Stangered."
"Stop talking, you're talking too much." - Stanger
"The guy is on a neverending road that leads to an old age home." - Stanger
"So I'm really nervous about (so and so) because, you know, he is douchey-mc-douchey New Yorker." - Stanger
"Have either of you eaten today?...No? You can tell." - Stanger
"I hate your outfit. Pancho Vio wants his jumpsuit back." - Stanger
"These girls came out looking weird like I had the circus coming to town." - Stanger
"You need to fix that hair 'cause it's a hot mess." - Stanger
"You could lose weight." - Stanger
"You need to get your teeth fixed, 'kay? It's like shark's teeth in there. File 'em down." - Stanger
"Take that skirt off and burn it. Burn it, burn it, burn it!" - Stanger
by J.K.2 November 12, 2011
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straggler

A person who wanders aimlessly. Usually a notch above a homeless person. Drunks are acceptable stragglers. Usually have great stories and cause few problems, just get on your nerves.
by Brentus August 23, 2005
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