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Kirb Stomp

When you're doing a girl from behind and you reach your leg around and kick the girl in the head. Invented by Kirby. A variant involves taking her outside to the curb for a Kirb Curb Stomp.
I pulled the Kirb Stomp on my girlfriend last night and I think she is mad
by Kirbster69 June 13, 2010
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stomach pump drunk

The act of being drunk to the point of near death, or needing to get one's stomach pumped. "Stomach pump drunk" is usually a "goal" acheived intentionally by those who consume ridiculous amounts of alcohol.
-What are you doing tonight?

-Bro, I'm getting stomach pump drunk tonight.
by recon_scout March 3, 2011
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bloody stomach

With a bottle (fifth) of vodka, break a hole in the bottom, as to shotgun the entire bottle. However, make sure that substantial amounts of glass particles end up interspersed in the liquid. Now, remove the cap, and down entire bottle. Next, go to the emergency room.
Definition 1 (noun):
Dude 1: Shit dude, I just did a bloody stomach.
Dude 2: Shit man, that is some fucked up shit.
Dude 1: Shit dude, maybe I should consult a medical professional immediately.

Definition 2 (verb):
Dude 1: Shit dude, I just bloody-stomached a whole bottle of vodka.
by William OReilly April 1, 2010
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waffle stomp

The act of pressing one's fecies through a slotted shower drain cover after douching one's anus in the shower in preparation for engaging in anal sex.
"Damn, man, you gotta get a removable shower drain cover. I just spent fifteen minutes waffle stomping my shit down the drain!"
by RobBobberts July 11, 2022
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stomper

A particularily large doobie or joint
Cheech: Twist up a stomper, Chong
by SCrow December 6, 2006
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stomach acid

Produced when one is forced to listen to an office full of people sucking their own dicks.
My stomach acid was really churning when I had to listen to the asswiped in shitty's office.
by Ammered April 11, 2005
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stomach crunchies

When a male blows his load on a females stomach and it dries.
Guy 1: My girlfriend let the cum dry on her stomach and it made a crunchy noise when she sat up.
Guy 2: My mom likes to call it stomach crunchies.
by forumssuck May 9, 2008
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