Spread

A highly advanced style of speaking in a Speech and Debate or Forensics League round. Mostly used in Policy debates, its main purpose is to attempt to make so many contentions or arguments that your opponents can't keep up. An adept spreader finds a balance between speed and comprehensibility. Those who cannot spread well often lose the round do to the judge not being able to understand the speaker because their speech becomes slurred. The name is a combination of speed and read which is a perfect way to describe it.

1NC: How could you drop their fifth contention?!
1NR: The guy spread way too fast. I only had so much time!

by codapepper March 14, 2016

Spread

A very powerful drug, created by a teenager when he couldnt find any weed. You take a classic asid tablet, crush it up and put it in a small amount of Zquil. Take that mixture and add 5 crushed up Tylenol. Freeze it in an icecube tray. Suck on ice to be fucked up.

Yo come over i just finished a batch of spread, lets get fucked.

by Angela Roweman September 13, 2016

Spreadshot

SPREADSHOT
(adjective)

1. Fatigue due to use of spreadsheets.

“I spent all day trying to crunch these numbers and now I am spreadshot.”

by joannasaurusrex August 10, 2017

spread the onion

To pass very bad wind (fart) while walking though a crowd or in confined area like a crowded lift.

"Somebody spread the onion in the lift that just about made my eyes water!"

by The Big Monkey Man August 11, 2017

Spreadache

A minor headache or fuzziness of vision caused by spending too much time working on an Excel spreadsheet.

I just spent two hours working on that spreadsheet and it’s given me a bit of a spreadache.

by P & C Holdings Samui Ltd November 9, 2017

spread the icing

To spread cum or semen (icing) onto someone's ass (cake)

"You know Dayona?" "Yeah, did you spread the icing on the cake ?" "You know I did"

by 😄 Bangtan trash 😄 December 21, 2017

Spread like Jiff

The act of a girl opening her legs to anything that moves.

Girl 1: That girl spreads her legs to anything.
Girl 2: yeah. She will spread like jiff.

by Nosluts0187 February 20, 2018