smoping

When you accidentally get a gender change.

I went to the doctor for a check up and instead got a smoping.

by Harry roundobjectbag December 4, 2017

smoking a dingle

Popping a home made bong, made out of a drinks bottle a length of hose and a small metal socket for a bowl.

How about going and smoking a dingle mate?

by MrTydings May 3, 2018

Smoking batshit

The term "Smokin batshit" is a multi-purpose phrase used to describe any action Direction statement comment Etc that is stupid beyond belief. It refers not to the comment itself but to the generator or originator of said comment.

Of course you can always use it directly at the individual. Somebody says something to you or does something that just just jaw droppingly stupid you can say to them"you've been smoking batshit."

I walked into the store and I saw oranges$0.58 each. I stopped walked back to the display expecting to see pounds not each but there it was $0.58 each. I told my friend look at this somebody's been smoking batshit.

by Rootnrom January 16, 2018

smoking homer

smoking homer is smoking dope/weed.

DMV rapper Boss Luchie - "smoking homer" track.

homer is homer simpson from "the simpsons" animated series - who will say "dope" whenever he messed up or injured himself. that's the connection.

"got my weed, that's that dope. I'm mad high." - "smoking homer" track by boss luchie

by SNE88 February 13, 2018

smoking boi

Smoking heroin most likely freebasing on tin foil

I was smoking boi with my friend last night

by Horsejockey#3 March 5, 2018

Smoking SideWays

when someone says that you are smoking SideWays, that usually means that you're mind isn't clear and that you are getting annoying, crazy, or they simply don't agree with you.

Person 1: ___ was a great movie!

Person 2: you're smoking sideways or some shit dude.

by immortalgoat March 6, 2018

Snoring

sleepind disorder (noise made by some while they sleep can be quiet or loud) can happen once in a while or every night

Tigger: What’s Donkey Boy Saying?
*ALF Snoring*
*Pooh and Friends Falls And Screams*

by MayDayMeh June 11, 2018