situation

a position of employment; a job.

"My sister has a good situation as a teacher in the local school."

by Arminkshipper July 20, 2025

Shituation

A Type of Situation that has gone really, really wrong. If not taken control of, it can devastate lives.

"My bro got a Shituation last night, I hope he could recover from that"

by Weaklingg August 16, 2025

Shituation

A current experience that is entirely negative.

I waited In line at the DMV for an hour and a half, and then I was informed I needed my passport, which I didn’t bring. What a shituation!

by LarryD67 November 26, 2025

Situationship

Situationship

Situationship describes someone in a situation with another person, usually romantic

by TRACYDCB November 28, 2025

whisper situation

1. When a very attractive female is with an ugly, dorky or unfashionable male.

2. A mismatched couple.

That girl's boyfriend is rocking a ponytail, what a whisper situation.

by joshy rotten October 17, 2008

Premature Salutation

Greeting another individual while walking towards each other, but doing so when there is still an abundant amount of walking space to be covered before passing each other. This untimely greet is usually very awkward, but can be saved by a brief conversation concerning issues such as weather, sports, or work.

Josh- I ran into a co-worker today downtown, but it was extremely awkward, because I said hello 20 feet away from him.

Colton- Oh, do you mean you became a victim of Premature Salutation?

by chager45 February 13, 2010

Plaper Situation

When your life fluctuates between weird to fucked up to lost and everything in between.

"Is she drunk? "
"Why else would someone play air guitar for half an hour straight?"
"Dude this is a pretty plaper situation we've got on our hands."

by xnofy May 6, 2010