Swamp Slomps

A messy, sweaty, beefy pussy; a vagina that resembles 2 week old ground beef.

That big ass girl over there with the thick legs got some SWAMP SLOMPS

by Joey Slomps April 21, 2011

articqaus sloopyascious

A Predator that is known for its constant swamp ass this animal lived during the cretaceous period and mainly ate the reproductive organs of other animals.

Bruh the articqaus sloopyascious is Shlomi's favorite dinosaur cause it's like him.

by TOomp March 11, 2021

Singapore Ski Slope

The act of taking a dump in someones sink, then covering it with shaving cream to hide it until someone (preferably the owner of the sink) uses the faucet.

I left a Singapore Ski Slope in Drunk Chris's sink last night. He was pretty pissed when he went to wash his hands this morning.

by Looty57 February 24, 2011

Slompy

A gay.

He's so slompy. He's such a slomp. OMG did you see how that slomp handled that cock?

by slompador March 14, 2010

slomp

How one sits at the computer.

Luke slomped (or *was slomping*) at the computer.

by Jiblob August 5, 2006

Slop Tart

Someone who is just a complete sloppy train wreck!!!

"Wow. That girl is such a slop tart!!!"

by LawCoLaw June 29, 2009

slowpoke

warning: only use this word if you plan on being exiled from a group of friends or beaten like a nigg

narrator: in the airport on an escalator. Zach is about to talk...

zach: c'mon slowpokes, your being so slow its silly

narrator: a group of big burly men hear zach say slowpoke and they want to beat him like a nigg. they start to beat zach with midgets. zach is screaming for air but he cant b/c his face is getting grinded in the escalator.one of the men sticks his dick in zachs ass but he likes it. they continue to beat him until hes unconcious. they grind up his insides and sell them as hamburger meat.

by taylo March 23, 2004