slopapotamis

A sloppy, annoying drunk of an abnormally large size.

"Sure you can bring your buddy to the party as long as he doesn't behave like a Slopapotamis."

by Pimpstress Pelican May 26, 2016

Slopabottumus

When you're drunk and you can't be on top because you have limited motor functions. So you offer to bottom like a starfish.... but then the jackhammering causes sickness... and then shit gets sloppy.

Kelly: SO totally saw that you houdini'd out with that guy last night, did you?.....
Sarah: .... I was a total slopabottumus on that one. I didn't even ask for his number. I just bailed.

by BlurryFace80 November 14, 2016

sloephia

sloe means slut and a hoe put together added w the name sophia

"god sophia is such a sloe imma call her sloephia"

by sluthoedaddi February 20, 2017

Slopid

Stupid+Slow at the same time.

The girl was so slopid she let the dude have her house for free.

by The Kay Rock Touch May 10, 2017

Sloped Out

Brain freeze; to be out of information; uninformed.

I was so sloped out I left my keys and locked myself out of the house.

by The Kay Rock Touch May 14, 2017

sloped out

Slang term for "uninformed". To forget something completely.

The lady asked me about some book information from 10 years ago, I was completely sloped out.

by The Kay Rock Touch May 14, 2017

Slop Sack

The act of taking a plastic grocery bag and cutting a hole in the bottom, inserting your penis through the hole. Then apply a condom overlapping the bag at the base. For removal grab grocery bag handles and pull all of the diseased fluids, dead children, and regret away, it will be easily discarded...

Dude I totally fucked the shit out of this AIDS infested hookers asshole last night with now worries thanks to my slop sack...

by Fermundachz October 12, 2017