Slappy McBlueLips

A not-so-affectionate nickname for New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, coined by Boston Red Sox fans during the 2004 playoffs. "Slappy" refers to his act of slapping the ball from the glove of Red Sox pitcher Bronson Arroyo, who was trying to tag him. Rodriguez was called out by umpires for this bush-league move. The latter word refers to A-Rod's lips, which for some unknown reason retain a purplish-blue hue as if he just chugged a gallon of grape juice.

When it comes to baseball futility in October, look no further than Slappy McBlueLips.

by SheepDog69 September 8, 2007

sloppy slommy eggs

Eggs that are fried a little less better than what they ought to be fried. Frying is normally done by an ungrateful whore of a wife and are typically found in Boone County, WV.

Slommy eggs have been known to be the cause of domestic violence.

"And I took the butcher knife and put it up to her neck, I said if you wanna live to see tomorrow you better start fryin dem eggs a little bit better than what you been fryin em. I'm tried of eatin sloppy slommy eggs" -- Jesco White

by therealnigerwoods June 21, 2011

sloppy split seconds

The act of having sex with a woman soon after 2 previous partners has had sex with her. Traditionally used in relation to more than one man double penetrating or having vaginal intercourse and/or anal intercourse with a woman within a short period of time. The implied scenario is that after a period of intercourse, the first 2 males ejaculates, depositing semen in the vagina and/or bootyhole, and then withdraws, followed immediately by a 3rd male who engages in intercourse with the same woman, making it more sloppier and faster. 3 men running a train on a woman can also qualify as sloppy split seconds.

I go first because I hate sloppy seconds, especially sloppy split seconds.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 28, 2009

slippery noodle

Slippery Noodle: The abuse of administrative powers to mess around with the forum posts of other members, commonly adding the suffix "Slippery Noodle" to the end of their posts, for the entertainment of the noodler(s). Often used on n00bs.

Bladen caught thhe slippery noodle somehow without slicing through it with his sharp scythes. He looked at it for a moment; it was perfect! he reached out to give it to Nina so that she could have a look at it. Slippery Noodle.

by Ankytomacafl May 24, 2009

slippery sandal

when a man comes on his foot and his partner licks it off

slippery sandal: blow job of the toes

by soup of the day September 28, 2009

Slippery Penguin

When a man's "penguin" becomes so slippery due to liquids-oil, water, semen, saliva, etc.- that females have difficulty operating upon the phallus.

"Ah man dude, I had such a Slippery Penguin last Night that that bitch slipped off like twenty times"

by Mr.Slippery April 30, 2010

Slappy Fart

A flatulent so powerful and instense that it vibrates your butt cheeks so hard and causes them to slap together profusely!

Cortney had a case of the slappy farts I knew because i could hear them from across the room!
Kelsey woke up and felt her butt cheeks vibrating and just knew she had the slappy farts!

by wfkelcor December 24, 2010