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Misdemeanor Shooting

A non fatal, almost consensual, shooting that occurs where subjects involved miraculously have not seen, heard, or know anything about it. Nor are they worried about any subsequent events following.
Darn, this is basically a Misdemeanor Shooting.
by ASeriousGuy December 17, 2023
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School shootings

If attention is worth more than your kids lives than you deserve it every time.
Hym "School shootings don't happen in a vacuum and if you're not willing to trade attention for the lives of children you deserve it every time it happens."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2023
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Church Shooting

Wow, yeah, that holy war isn't going great, is it? Looks like the Christians have lost their edge. What's the score now?
Hym "You hear about the church shooting? I didn't get an official score but I'll google it eventually... Wasn't I just saying it's been a minute? There might have been a superbowl parade one too."
by Hym Iam February 16, 2024
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Redneck Shooting Star

A relatively common phenomenon in which a yokel in a sedan that is driving too fast for the conditions fails to navigate a turn and/or hill properly, thereby launching their car through one’s front yard. When this happens at night time, the headlights can be seen flying through the air, resembling a shooting star. Anyone seeing it happen should instantly make a wish.
“Hey Pa, look at that redneck shooting star flying down into the woods!! I just made a wish!!
by Jon the American March 17, 2024
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Buffalo Shooting

A mass shooting that was live streamed by Payton S. Gendron. It happened at the TOPS Supermarket in Buffalo, New York.
Payton S. Gendron: ima shoot these black people up its gonna be called the buffalo shooting
by Payton S. Gendron March 21, 2024
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Airplane Shooting towards the sky

The trashy hack author of proud immortal demon way aka Shang Qinghua. Died eating noodles cus he dropped them onto his computer and got electrocuted. Lord of An Ding Peak (finances) somehow is the only one who knows how to do taxes, projected all his trauma and insecurities into his book ans now has to thug it out because he transmigrated there. Got no bitches because hes a loser, but that's not true cus so many of us want him. The only reason one has hands is to hold the airplane, pet the airplane, cherish the airplane, forfeit all mortal possessions to the airplane.
“Airplane shooting towards the sky you shitty hack author!”

“Omg its Airplane shooting towards the sky! Quick hand over all your mortal possessions he needs it more than you”
by Sad_Hamster January 22, 2025
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mounted shooting

A sport for baddie horse people where they ride a horse and shoot a revolver at a series of balloons and are timed
Ans is a baddie cuz she does mounted shooting.
by that one clumsie girl June 19, 2025
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