Saturday

Day of the week in which one nurses a hangover and watches Netflix.

Hey man, what are you doing?
It's Saturday.
Oh yeah, should I bring popcorn?

by sexc123 April 22, 2014

Satie

One of a kind. Charming, sweet, friendly, and super sexy. Satie is the type of girl that looks super innocent and acts like it too, but once you see the real her you fall in love with the passionate, funny, weird, fantastic, lovable bundle she truly is. Satie is always around if you need her and knows EVERYBODY by name and gets along with them too. Not one person could ever say they dont like her because there is something about this beautiful babe that leaves everybody wanting more. Satie likes meeting new people and adores the boys. Satie thinks that guys dont really reconize her, but they all do, and when they finally get the chance to talk to her they cant stop wanting to be with Satie. Satie is the woman that would typically be a good friend and a really good lover. She has the traits of being almost flawless and is gorgous with the cutest eyes that tell you everything. Satie has a big heart and lets you know that shes there for you because this beautiful woman is a true friend that stays loyal to her friends, family and her man.

sexy gorgous loyal true Satie

by Cookiebear September 19, 2013

satan

The Dark One, a.k.a Martha Stewart.

Martha Stewart can help you decorate your home with just a pine cone and some glitter...and then she'll eat you soul.

by Jeremy V April 1, 2005

Satoru Gojo

The strongest jujutsu sorcerer with a 5 ft cock that will rip you in half. Just hearing his name will make you cum in your trousers 15 times.

Guy: I just saw satoru gojo the other day

Other Guy: Holy shit how many times did you cum
Guy: 658 times, hbu?
Other Guy: only 24

by hrhsher March 17, 2021

satchel

A bag for men to carry their items in.

A man purse.

Phil: Are you actually going to wear that? You're seriously bringing that man purse?

Alan: It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

by mikersnibs. January 5, 2010

saturn

Surrounded by many dazzling rings, Saturn is the most beautiful planet in the Solar System. It is the second largest planet, sixth from the Sun and the second fastest rotating planet. Its year is roughly 29 1/2 Earth years long. Also, Saturn has the largest moon system out of any planet, at least 20.

I can See Saturn throough my telescope! It's so beautiful.

by Saturn's Problem Child February 6, 2008

Satan's Little Helpers

Basically every high school teacher, or teacher in general, that is a complete and utter bitch. Mainly tend to be female, but the males are even worse. They mave give impossible homework assignments that they don't allow to be turned in late

Jenny: I fuckin hate Ms. Hollister, that bitch gave me a 4 page essay assignment due tomorrow. Me:Well what do you expect, she is one of Satan's Little Helpers after all

by Xero _ Manifest October 27, 2010