staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.
Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.
by Josh1981 February 08, 2008
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Ear Stain

When you say a cuss word such as fuck, cunt, bitch, etc or an inappropriate phrase that is over heard by a toddler who then repeats it to someone else.
Toddler: Fuck you, daddy!
Dad: What the fuck?! What motherfucker has ear stained you with such language?!
Toddler: You did!
Dad: FUCK YOU NO I DIDN'T I'M GETTING A DIVORCE
by JakAttak May 26, 2009
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coffee stain

When you spread an Italian girl's brown pussy lips and the skin forms a circle that looks like a coffee cup stain.
I spread Stephanie's pussy and found her lips looked like a coffee stain.
by charming sorrow January 17, 2009
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quief stain

the stain left after a girl quiefs around people
kristina just quiefed....o crap now i got to get rid of the quief stain; Moe ali
by Piro1493 January 12, 2010
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golf stain

a white patch on trousers or other items of clothing that resembles a stain caused by spunk
"hey, tiger, whats that white patch on your trousers? Haven't you been playing golf,".
"Oh, thats probably just a golf stain.
by lankky1234 June 08, 2011
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Hoochie Stain

noun: The stain not uncommonly found at the bottom of women's underwear, which could result from Monistat, Vagisil or any other creamy feminine hygiene product that can be taken and result in leaving a yellowish-white stain on the bottom support of the panty. Often does not wash out.

Can also be used as a slanderous insult to imply that said women has loose sexual morals, especially if the user does their laundry.
Girl 1: "OMG, Brianna just got a car and an iPad for her 16th birthday! I am *so* jealous!"

Girl 2: "Um... yah, but she's nasty. When I spent the night, her mother put her on blast by saying that she couldn't wash the hoochie stains out of her underwear!"

Girl 1: "Ugck! Gross-!"

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Ex-BF of Girl: "Hey. Now that her and I aren't together, you can have this-" -Throw Panties-

New BF of Girl: "Dude! Good looking out! Thank you-"

Ex-BF of Girl: "Don't thank me, she left a little present in there for ya."

-New BF is stunned to find a Hoochie stain in underwear-
by A_Funny_Definition_Actually October 23, 2011
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wine stain

Got a wine stain on his face.
The guy with the wine stain.
by Fuzz Tone March 10, 2023
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