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Free Hugs Shirt Theory

The theory that wearing a Free Hugs T Shirt can possibly lead to you getting laid. The shirt is an amazing conversation starter and attracts instant respect.
"yo Tim, why you wearing that Free Hugs shirt?"
"Bill, you dumb ass, Iv been laid twice this week by wearing this shirt. Its called the Free Hugs Shirt Theory."
by BJ.M April 19, 2009
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Shirit

a Jewish name for girls meaning "short" or "lacking height."
Hey, have you seen Shirit lately?
No, I don't have a microscope.
by Bitter Monkey March 11, 2009
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Shirtcockin'

When a male wears nothing but a shirt in public and his penis is swinging from below his shirt. Recently popularized at Flipside and the Ambient Camping and Winners Circle crowd.
"Hey Joe I bet you you don't have the balls to run around here shirtcockin'!"
by OneLove ATX February 4, 2010
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Shirk

verb- To shirk, shirking, shirked

1.To borrow or bum an item with great frequency, instead of just buy one's own. Example, cigarettes.

2. To pawn off one's responsibilities.
1. Shirker- Hey bro, let me shirk a cig of you.

Upstanding gentleman of leisure- Fuck no douche, you shirked a whole pack from me last week.

2. Random gentleman- Hey man are you going to take out that trash?

Shirker- Naw man, I'll just shirk it off on the fuckin new guys.
by Gentleman of Leisure November 15, 2012
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t-shirt blogging

T-shirt blogging

Word: t-shirt blogging
Pronunciation: 'tE-"sh&rt 'bläg*ing
Function: noun
Function: verb

1. To get your opinions out there in the public discourse by wearing them on your shirt. Similar to bumper sticker activism.
Gilbert: Wendy's "The only Bush I trust is my own" shirt is sweet.
Mack: Yeah, she's been T-shirt blogging a lot these days.
by wendyrocks November 6, 2006
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first shirt

An Air Force term (circa 1960s). Another name for a squadron's First Sergeant.
Sometimes just called "The shirt"
"The captain and the first shirt are checking out the barracks today"
"The shirt is on my case and wants to give me an Article 15".
by James Wayson February 12, 2008
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does this shirt make me look fat

"does this shirt make me look fat?"
"yes"
by mike lemon May 3, 2009
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