Sammy Sprinkler

When you get so intoxicated that you wake up in the middle of the night and accidentally urinate in your girlfriends underwear draw.

Connor Jason: what happened with Viv last night, she’s blowing up!
Samuel Andrew: yeah I’m in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!

by Connormacdaddy December 08, 2022

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Sammy Danielson

A person who is typically male and has a female sibling that he protects because he is scared his overly attractive friends will date her

She is so hot but her brother is such a Sammy Danielson.

by Dhjskjt djjandbfn October 13, 2023

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Sammi

Sammi is amazing and no one can say otherwise.

You either love her or.. Or die.
There's not really any other option.
I stg if anyone insults her I will destroy you all.

God: what happens if I click this button
Angel: um it's kinda like you make an adorable reincarnation of Jesus
God: Ok-

Sammi: *exists*
Joey: aw

Kyla: aw

Joey and Kyla: we protecc, we attacc

by It’s ya cringy boi, ThiOwO June 12, 2020

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