Salmon Tears

A secretion of the vagina to aid the entry of the penis, often collecting into fish butter after much friction.

'Jeremiah began to tickle the young lady with his tongue, and it was not soon before he could taste salmon tears.'
From the 'Bellringers' Handbook 1942'

by Tund March 6, 2008

salmonella brownies

A term applied to gooey, underbaked goods (brownies, cookies and the like) suggesting the possibility of contracting salmonella poisoning due to the raw/uncooked eggs in the dough.

Take those out of the oven, I don't want them overbaked, I prefer salmonella brownies.

by waterspout July 7, 2011

Salesbag

A salesbag is someone who typically works for a boiler-room pump-and-dump stock brokerage firm and cold-calls people at home.

Salesbag: "Hello Bruce, this is Dave Savinelli from Bluestorm Securities calling to let you in on the deal of a lifetime. For just ten thousand dollars, you can get in on the ground floor of a company that is going to surpass Google in annual revenues by the year 2013."
You: "I follow the Mayan calendar, Salesbag. Looks like that company will still be in the shitter when this world goes South."
hang up

by UFMurphy December 14, 2011

Salisbury Steakin'

A derogatory term used to refer to women who are acting stupid, insulting, or are from the hood.

Usually followed by "ass bitch", "Salisbury Steakin'" is a term used to refer to women who are ghetto. A person that comes from a low income area and is of little education, can be refered to as a "Salisbury Steakin' ass bitch" if they insult you or say something stupid. At times used interchangeably with the term "Ratchet". The origin is due to the seemingly endless love for Salisbury Steak that the hood exhibits.

by Darnell Lloyd April 11, 2014

Sales High

An individual who is in the sales profession, who sells a lot of their product in a day which results in a large commission. Due to the large feeling of success, the individual may feel extremely excited, keep smiling, feel unstoppable, and many more symptoms similar to being high on drugs.

Dude, Brandon has been selling so many phones today! Look at him he's on a sales high!

by Cold Call June 14, 2018

Salmon Sandwhich

a choad, or someone who uses words in strange ways - usually an Aaron.

Aaron: "Woah dudes, gotta watch out for that cunnilingus of the butthole."
Non-Aaron: "C'mon man, you're a salmon sandwhich!"

by SloZZilla March 6, 2018

sales gomer

A Dorky Salesman of any product, who tries to act like a professional, but it shows thru that they are just a Dimwit who is too stupid to be anything other than a dopey salesperson

The sales gomer tried to sell me a real junker of a used car last week, but I saw thru his fake sales pitch and went elsewhere, leaving the bumbling boob behind.

by Rory O'Doul December 4, 2018