Definitions by waterspout

salmonella brownies 

A term applied to gooey, underbaked goods (brownies, cookies and the like) suggesting the possibility of contracting salmonella poisoning due to the raw/uncooked eggs in the dough.

Take those out of the oven, I don't want them overbaked, I prefer salmonella brownies.

salmonella brownies by waterspout July 7, 2011

Barry Manilow Key Change 

Multiple key changes in any sappy song used for dramatics and to manipulate emotions - an art especially exploited by Barry Manilow.

My choir director shouted out to us while we were singing, "Get ready for the Barry Manilow key change!"

Barry Manilow Key Change by waterspout May 12, 2011

Mt. Neverest 

for tired Mom's or Dad's: refers to the endless pile of laundry that never diminishes, despite washing, drying & folding several loads day after day after day.

Also: For Mom's who breastfeed and start to feel like a farm animal, the baby is ALWAYS nursing.

I've nursed the baby 14 times today, I feel like Mt. Neverest.

Mt. Neverest by Waterspout May 11, 2011