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Alien Probing

To be poked by an alien, and then tested.
"When she wrote a sentence for her teacher, her teacher liked how she mentioned Alien Probing in it."
by ••Makayla•• October 12, 2014
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Check your privilege

A phrase to check someone complaining and whining about their first world problems, when in reality they have it pretty good compared to majority of the human population living in real miserable third world problems. It shuts them up and makes them regain another perspective on how they're behaving and perhaps even spark change in them from being malignant narcissistic to perhaps less self absorbed and maybe even humanitarian.

A phrase to check your friends when they're bitching, grumbling and fussing over something super petty, i.e. a boy, girl, ego, service, materialism, from ruining a good time in the moment with you.

A phrase to check anyone who is immodest, pretentious and wildly smug of their wealth, material, looks and status and has no comprehension that their quality of life was largely due to luck where they born and how they were raised. And some of these types of people also do nothing to help others or community and have a crazy sense of entitlement and selfishness.
"Fuck damn shit! I lost my fucking phone!! Oh my god I'm gonna die!"
"It'll turn up.. You'll find it"
"I need it now! I can't live without my fucking phone dude!" (starts crying or really panicky)
"Check your privilege! We're gonna be late!"

"Oh my god, the bartender is such a bitch. I do NOT liker her. And these drinks are not that strong, and my food is freaking cold! So not tipping!
"Check your privilege, you better tip or I'm gonna have to tip for you!

(Danish girl) "Shit, I can't see the doctor til Friday and I have class that day.. and I wanted to fly out right after for holiday.
(American guy) "pfft! I can't even afford to see a doctor for my major illness, nor afford college in my extortionate inhumane country, check your privilege!
(Haiti girl) "bitches please! I live with no electricity, scraps for food, no shelter, no clean water and grim chance for a prosperous future, and the only healthcare I came close to was seeing Sean Penn in the distance once when I was bleeding in a puddle of slop, check YOUR privilege!
by renegadefilmmaker January 3, 2014
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province

a gang of gangs that kill other gangs.
Daniela belongs to a province, but doestn kill martin.
by martiiin May 27, 2005
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providence football

Middle school football team that consists of some of the hottest guys in Duval County, maybe even all of Jacksonville.
All of them are very smexi, and their games are preettty amazing (because they pone and can kick their butts).
LYKE ZOMG DAT DUDE THAT PLAYS ON THE PROVIDENCE FOOTBALL IS LYKE SUPA HAWWTTT!11!1!!!

Man, that Providence kid is so hot I could lick his abs.
by wuve you February 20, 2009
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Provider

Those who offer up there weed, bowls, etc to others in the crowd for no compensation.
"Hey man, you want a hit of this?" said the Provider.

"Sweet, yeah man." said the weedless person.
by /soberman August 30, 2013
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Privileged white kids

kids (mostly jocks: football players, or baseball players/ athletes) that get to park in the teacher parking lot...

I'm not one of them.
Person 1: "why do these students get to park in the teacher parking lot?"

Person 2: "they are privileged white kids, that's why 😒"
by msdropsalotsav September 24, 2016
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MPS: Male Provider Syndrome

MPS: Male-Provider Syndrome - When your husband does not want to leave his office or home town due to having to work and provide for his family; this includes vacataions, getaways and family trips.
A mad has MPS: Male Provider Syndrome when he can't go with you to Bora Bora because of the time change, time in the airplane, and because your hut on the water doesn't have GREAT WiFi.
by ChillJindy March 15, 2010
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