When your phone is resting on or near your genitals and goes off when set to vibrate giving you a little sexual pleasure when someone calls. Happens especially when you place your phone on vibrate and place it near your crotch when driving to know when your phone going off when listening to loud music in the car. Phone jobs can be awkward, esp when your mother calls; however, they can also be an excellent way to derive sexual pleasure from someone you have no chance of getting it from.
"I was driving home and my phone went off, I let it go for a few rings cuz it felt good but then I was mortified when I saw that my mom just gave me a phone job."
"I saw it was Sarah calling so I let it go to voice mail to let the phone job last longer."
"I saw it was Sarah calling so I let it go to voice mail to let the phone job last longer."
by Drinkin' Dan January 7, 2010
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My phone's vibrating.
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My phone's vibrating.
Your phone is right there on the counter. You've got phantom phone syndrome.
by rashford January 21, 2009
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When you are on the phone with your boyfriend / girlfriend for hours & hours talking mostly bullshit but in a cute way because you both are enjoying eachother's company.
Friend One : What you doing girl ?
Friend Two : On the Phone With Joshua
Friend One : Phone Cuffin
Friend Two : You Already
Friend Two : On the Phone With Joshua
Friend One : Phone Cuffin
Friend Two : You Already
by Firetoohisblunt March 8, 2011
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Get the cell phone mug.When you are talking to someone on the phone and are hinting that you want to end the conversation, but you can't end the call because you don't want to talk to them or they will get all mad.
My mom/girlfriend/random girl kept me on the phone for 47 minutes today, and i couldn't hang up. I was a phone hostage!!
by Don't want to talk god dammit July 16, 2010
Get the Phone Hostage mug.This term originated from a TV advert in september/october 2009, where a teacher takes a phone off a pupil and then says the legendary line... wicked phone.
This has come a common phrase in many south east towns. The way you say wicked phone is very important and to imitate the advert is crutial in getting it correct.
You need to emphesise and elongate the i in wicked more than you normally would.
It can be used when something is really good and you want to express how good it is.
Examples:
This has come a common phrase in many south east towns. The way you say wicked phone is very important and to imitate the advert is crutial in getting it correct.
You need to emphesise and elongate the i in wicked more than you normally would.
It can be used when something is really good and you want to express how good it is.
Examples:
Man 1 "i just got an A in my Maths A-level"
Man 2 "ahh wicked phone! well done!"
Man 1 "I nailed Suzie last nite!"
Man 2 "wicked phone, she has massive tits!!"
Man 1 "have you seen my new phone?"
Man 2 "Thats a wicked phone"
Man 2 "ahh wicked phone! well done!"
Man 1 "I nailed Suzie last nite!"
Man 2 "wicked phone, she has massive tits!!"
Man 1 "have you seen my new phone?"
Man 2 "Thats a wicked phone"
by craigy craig October 16, 2009
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2. A social loner.
3. Someone who thinks everybody likes them when nobody actually does.
2. A social loner.
3. Someone who thinks everybody likes them when nobody actually does.
Bill:"Oh god here comes Ben, he's such an Ethiopian phonebox."
Ben:"Hey"
Bill:"Oh hey",*thinks*,"i wish he would leave us alone!"
Ben:"Hey"
Bill:"Oh hey",*thinks*,"i wish he would leave us alone!"
by Swedishhousegoose April 30, 2014
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