Pick Gnome

Pick Gnomes are devious abominations that spend their lives solely to do what they can to destroy the human race. The impact they have is great, by stealing any guitar or bass pick that hits the floor after accidently being dropped. Ever drop your guitar pick? yup the pick gnomes. It's gone buddy. GONE.

Fred-*shredding but drops pick*
Andrew-"Hey man, where'd your pick go? it should be like under your chair"
Fred-"DAMN YOU PICK GNOMES!"

by wehrmachtalie January 16, 2009

pick me mom

a pick me mom is a mom who uses self depreciation to make her children feel guilty, and pay attention to their mom more.

pick me mom: You don't appreciate anything I do for you! 🥺
child: *guilty noises*
pick me mom: I wish I had kids that actually appreciated me unlike you! 😓

by bria2swaggy May 26, 2021

pick-me-up

something to brighten your day or give you an energy boost, especially useful when you can't spare time for a lunch break during a long day of work.

also, chemical mood enhancers such as alcoholic beverages.

Let's go for coffee, I could sure use a pick-me-up.

by kiki86 April 9, 2007

prickarious

similar to precarious, but most specifically applies to a perilous situation for a penis

If Walter's going home with Sheila he better use a condom or he could end up in a prickarious situation.

by Lamont Walker May 12, 2016

pick that one out

When the goalkeeper gets absolutely owned by a top bins screamer and is forced to 'pick that one out' of the net for kick off.

MATT: 'Top bins watch it' *Pelts it top bins* 'YEAH BILLY, PICK THAT ONE OUT'
BILLY: 'Okay... *Picks that one out*

by Matt69lol November 25, 2016

cherry-pick

to select the best and most profitable elements

They cherry-pick their employees at the worst possible time.

by The Return of Light Joker September 19, 2009

Take your pick

To choose something from other stuff

-You have lots of colours of this car to choose, so take your pick...
-I'll take the pink one.
-Gay.

by fokker1337 January 24, 2008