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russian poolette

it involves two or more people (but at least two) with one person shitting off a building, hill, tall balcony, treehouse or even a really tall ladder and having the other person shoot a arrow up their butthole and just before the arrow reaches the recipients butthole he or she moves and the arrow plunges into the shitters ass instead off the anus
WARNING: if the arrow enters the recipients anus call a ambulance immediately.
because you don't want a bunch of hooligans to give you the "clogged rolls Royce" which involves the removal of the arrow in a painful way.
Shaun: I was playing Russian poolette with sarah and it got stuck up my anus and then she gave me the clogged rolls Royce and the flossing string got stuck in my butt too!
Ahmed: ouch
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who pooted

who pooted is a saying when a flaming stank comes out your arse
diego i heard owen poot... who pooted
by w.e.s 3d April 1, 2018
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Walking the poodle

Masturbating. Particularly when done by a married man.

Something a married man does alone and ashamed.
She had a headache so I ended up walking the poodle again.
by AndTheHorse August 24, 2010
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poodlesnatch

Made up of the two words poodle & snatch.

Defined as female genitalia, vulva, vagina, wagina, poon, cooter, etc.
"Mrs. Pearson is SUCH a poodlesnatch."
by Jesslyn April 21, 2006
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Pooted

Adjective. A car that is not clean, and has high mileage
Example1
Me: Why do you park in the grass instead of the driveway like everyone else?

Friend: Because the show cars have to stay “less pooted”.

Example 2
Me: Did you check out the car you told me about?

Friend: Yeah, it was pooted so I didn’t buy it.
by VR6BDF March 14, 2019
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poogle

A website where you search for poo. Poogle Search. Rim Job Pink Sock

www.cav1.com/poogle/poogle.html
I went to poogle to search for poo.
by Vanilla May 30, 2004
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Pooters

AW POOTERS! Dad ate the last cheese doodle!
by Mossman July 23, 2005
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