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OptiMom

That extremely efficient Mom who seems like she’s got it all together – as opposed to the mythical and unobtainable SuperMom who can still be taken down by their own brand of kryptonite - OptiMom has it all together and is always looking for ways to fit it all in
The groceries, the cleaning, dinner on the table and a snack for the t-ball team; who has it all covered? OptiMom!
by unomesowell May 20, 2010
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optical-fertilization

sarah gollub's eye hurts due to the fact that i brutally optical fertilized her
by mike hunt December 1, 2003
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opticrat

company manager with big stock options

options + bureaucrat

managers who make decisions to enhance the value of their stock options, not in the best interest of the company or, especially, its opticrap employees.
Why are the opticrats laying us off when business is good? To bump the profits and sell the place. Pity the fools who buy this place and think it can run with a skeleton staff. I'm otta here.
by Ninfa November 30, 2004
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optibo

A style of home construction based in northern europe, encorporating "smart house" (a computer that litearlly runs your home) and compact design, where tables, chairs, and beds literally sink into the floor to open up room for living.
My friends optibo house is awesome, he can control his stove, windows, garage door, and all his furniture with a remote control.
by Chad Jeanes October 25, 2005
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Optigloved

Term meaning owned beyond repair. Used mostly in PvP, RTS and other online war games where the target was obliterated so badly, the wreckage isn't even recognizable
We Optigloved him so bad it will take him a week to build his army again.
by Rathji December 3, 2007
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Optical Assault

When someone meat gazes the hell out of you.
You: I was taking a shower after working out at the gym the other day and this dude kept staring at my package.

Friend: Damn, you were the victim of an optical assault!
by Herbalicious September 28, 2008
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optical intrusion

Something that is offensive to look at. Also someone creepy/scary/ugly that is looking or staring at you.
Compto: That chick is totally staring at you dawg.
Shawn: I know. She's scary lookin' yo.
Compto: It's an optical intrusion.
by Phill Latio July 6, 2008
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