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not appropriate for court

1) A term used to address an awkward faux pas related to a sexual encounter.

2) It can also indicate a faux pas made in terms of outward appearance.
Example 1:

Adam: So I teabagged Clare last night!
Sue: That's not appropriate for court!

Example 2:

Cindy: Daddy, why don't you keep your hair long?
Richard: That's not appropriate for court.
by llcoolc February 3, 2010
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Let's not and say we did

An old phrase which reentered popular culture in the early 90s after being used in The Simpsons by the character Ned Flanders. It subsequently became a minor catch phrase of his, used in some Simpsons merchandise.

It means exactly what it says (the "say we did" part may or may not be sarcastic) but is often said in a patronizing tone or otherwise as a witty remark in a variety of situations.
Girlfriend: Hey we should go ballroom dancing sometime it looks like fun!
Bloke: Uh let's not and say we did...

Pissed Dude (Getting Carried Away): Huh that 60 year old barmaid looks like such a slut. I bet you could pull her. Infact I bet we could be fucking her from both ends at the same time before the night's out haha, that's how much of a desperate slut she is.
Other Guy: Haha yea but let's not and say we did!
Pissed Dude: Hah damn right
by Bzz^ May 5, 2009
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Not actually my President

When all you hear about on the news and social media is Donald Trump and you don't live in America.
I almost never hear about any of my own country's news. All the news has been is Trump this and Trump that and he's not actually my President.
by My Names Not Pachinko February 8, 2018
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Not afraid

The most inspirational song by Eminem who is the greatest rapper of all time and an absolutely awesome song
What’s your favourite Eminem song mine is not afraid
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You're not allowed to rent here!

Originated from Clerks. Randall yells this at a customer who has already yelled at him and stormed out of the store.

Should be followed by an emphatic "Yeahhhhhhhh!" as was done by Jay in the movie.

This should be used as a non-sequitur to annoy someone who is already frustrated or cause more confusion to a situation.
Mom: These kids are driving me crazy and I can't find my keys and I'm running late....

You: You're not allowed to rent here!
Friend: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
by zerocool21 July 7, 2009
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not active

Taken, do not hit me up, don’t bother
“Oh he’s not active anymore.”
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i am not an igloo

A phrase attacking a situation in which the opposite person talking is either talking over you or is extremely loud.
Friend: "Heyyy man!"
You: "Whats u-"
Friend: "Can I borrow 5 dollars?"
You: "Uhh, I need it for subwa--"
Friend: "Do you know a good restaur-"
You: "I AM NOT AN IGLOO!"
by pixeleater February 21, 2010
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